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  1. Winker

    [Football] Holland vs Czech Republic, Belgium vs Portugal

    This game is heading for a punch-up, with a bit of luck!
  2. Winker

    [News] UFO Report: US Finds No Explanation For Sightings

    That Marconi was a clever bloke :blush: Ok I misread the article, make that er... about 100 light-years?
  3. Winker

    [News] UFO Report: US Finds No Explanation For Sightings

    Even our first radio transmissions of 100+ years ago will have only travelled about 200 light-years from the Earth, our galaxy alone is about 100,00 light-years across. Not surprising we haven't heard much yet.
  4. Winker

    [News] UFO Report: US Finds No Explanation For Sightings

    Clearly the interstellar graffiti artists have had more time to practice than the tagging morons here on Earth.
  5. Winker

    [News] UFO Report: US Finds No Explanation For Sightings

    I'm coming in late to this thread but give me a run-down on how this was done. Please don't include university students at night with a piece of wood and some rope!
  6. Winker

    [Politics] The government is urging children to sing this song on June 25

    We are 'Great Britain' not Britain, it distinguishes us from Brittany. Was this dreamt up by Carrie?
  7. Winker

    [Misc] Post your most controversial opinion***

    Life on Earth was created in a terraforming experiment by extra-terrestrials. Homo sapiens were genetically engineered from an earlier sub-species by said aliens. Our ancestors, who had a collective memory of their visits, referred to them as gods and we still worships them today (well some do).
  8. Winker

    [Football] NSC EURO 2020 Predicition Competition (Main Thread)

    Theatre of Trees - just realised I haven't played my joker in round 3. Can you bung it on Slovakia v Spain? Cheers muchly!
  9. Winker

    [Football] NSC EURO 2020 Predicition Competition (Main Thread)

    Italy (1) 2 v 0 (0) Wales 1st G = 26 min YC = 1 RC = 0 VAR = 0 Switzerland (0) 1 v 0 (0) Turkey 1st G = 53 min YC = 2 RC = 0 VAR = 0 Ukraine (1) 2 v 2 (0) Austria 1st G = 28 min YC = 4 RC = 0 VAR = 0 Netherlands (1) 2 v 0 (0) N.Macedonia 1st G = 12 min YC = 0 RC = 0 VAR = 0 Finland (0) 0 v...
  10. Winker

    [Football] Scotland vs England

    [/B] As long as you don't take GP!
  11. Winker

    [Albion] Locadia Today

    Pity he carry on over that cliff, would have done us all a favour.
  12. Winker

    [Football] NSC EURO 2020 Predicition Competition (Main Thread)

    Finland (0) 1 v 2 (1) Russia 1st G = 14 Min YC = 2 RC = 0 VAR = 0 Turkey (1) 2 v 1 (1) Wales 1st G = 25 Min YC = 2 RC = 0 VAR = 0 Italy (2) 2 v 0 (0) Switzerland 1st G = 35 Min YC = 1 RC = 0 VAR = 0 Ukraine (2) 4 v 1 (0) N.Macedonia 1st G = 28 Min YC = 4 RC = 1 VAR = 0 Denmark (0) 0 v 3 (2)...
  13. Winker

    [Cricket] Hungary v Portugal & France v Germany

    So how did they let 66,000 fans in the stadium without masks and distancing but we remain in lockdown because there are 1000 people in hospital across the whole of GB?
  14. Winker

    [Misc] Nightmares

    When I was a child I used to have a recurring dream which I have more recently seen described as an 'Out of Body Experience'. Basically it involved leaving my sleeping body and floating around the bedroom ceiling looking down on everything. On one occasion I floated down to the end of our garden...
  15. Winker

    [Football] Match day thread England vs Croatia

    On another note - I see that referees are ignoring all the usual diving and cheating going on during the games, will that cramp our Jack's style at all?
  16. Winker

    [Football] Match day thread England vs Croatia

    Just to clarify - do you have a Lambretta engine in your lawnmower? How fast does it go?
  17. Winker

    [Football] NSC EURO 2020 Predicition Competition (Main Thread)

    Turkey (0) 1 v 2 (1) Italy 1st G = 28 min YC = 3 RC = 0 VAR = 0 Wales (0) 0 v 0 (0) Switzerland *** 1st G = 0 YC = 2 RC = 0 VAR = 0 Denmark (0) 2 v 0 (0) Finland 1st G = 48 min YC = 1 RC = 0 VAR = 0 Belgium (2) 3 v 0 (0) Russia 1st G = 16 min YC = 3 RC = 1 VAR = 0 England (1) 1 v 1 (0)...
  18. Winker

    [Albion] Seem Tottenham Fans Seem Interested In Mr Potter

    If Harry Kane leaves then there is no point in having that job.
  19. Winker

    [Misc] Tip of the day

    But I bet you got stuck into her?
  20. Winker

    [Albion] Jean-Ricner Bellegarde

    At 5' 7" he's more likely to be a Maty Ryan replacement.

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