[Misc] Tip of the day

[timbha]

Don’t clean the taps with white vinegar cleaner and then try to put your contact lenses in (without washing your hands thoroughly).

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[Notters]

Don’t clean the taps with white vinegar cleaner and then try to put your contact lenses in (without washing your hands thoroughly).

See also chopping half a dozen read chillis to make a salsa before removing said contact lenses, as I experienced last night.

 

[Dick Head]

My uncle told me you should live every day as if it were your last. That's why I've spent the last year lying in a hospital bed with a tube sticking out of my arse.

 

[Brownstuff]

Alcarez to beat Struff in the French Open today

 

[Jack Straw]

Don’t clean the taps with white vinegar cleaner and then try to put your contact lenses in (without washing your hands thoroughly).

That reminds me of a girl I once knew who got her personal lubricant mixed up with putty.

















All her windows fell out!

 

[Ludensian Gull]

My uncle told me you should live every day as if it were your last. That's why I've spent the last year lying in a hospital bed with a tube sticking out of my arse.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Never answer the telephone while doing the ironing.

 

[Swansman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfLx6X6461E

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Tip of the Day and any Selhurst / Croydon thread

 

[Dave the OAP]

That reminds me of a girl I once knew who got her personal lubricant mixed up with putty.

















All her windows fell out!

Boom boom

 

[Dave the OAP]

Never answer the telephone while doing the ironing.

C/o spitting image. Prince Charles

 

[Norman Potting]

The one at the former Maresfield Army Camp

 

[KZNSeagull]

Adayar to win the Derby.

 

[Eric the meek]

When opening your car boot, check that your head is not in the vicinity.

 

[Winker]

That reminds me of a girl I once knew who got her personal lubricant mixed up with putty.

















All her windows fell out!

But I bet you got stuck into her?

 

[Yes Chef]

Westhampnett just outside Chichester is
good

 

[Justice]

Redrum in the 4.30

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

If the milkman is shagging your wife while you are at work, ask him politely not to wipe his knob on the curtains as he is leaving.

 

[doogie004]

Don’t eat yellow snow


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