Great thread JS, agree with a lot that's been written here. My preference would be:
The words printed everytime in the programme and also on the big screens once we get to Falmer.
A new version (suitably slow) to be recorded to be played on the tannoy.
The music to fade out ala 'Bubbles'...
Hey Mr. Smuggles...my attempt...
Gus Poyeeet, Gus Poyeeet,
Forget the rest; we’ve got the best with Gus Poyeeet,
With Forster scoring
And Seagulls soaring,
Then you’ll thank your stars that you went with Gus Poyeeet
Not to be taken too seriously...
Nothing you could say could tear me away from my Gus (my Gus)
Nothing you could do, 'cause I'm stuck like glue to my Gus (my Gus)
I'm sticking to my Gus like a stamp to a letter
Like birds of a feather, we stick together
I'm tellin' you from the start
I can't be...