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Sadly, I can't see it myself. If Dunk can't get in the England team then I really can't see Stevens getting a shout. There's definitely a glass ceiling in place for players at smaller clubs where England call ups are concerned.

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The definition of 'countryside': To kill Piers Morgan Admittedly, that joke works better spoken than written.

Exactly. He's become a hate figure for all the things that we dislike about 70s/80s humour when most of us were complicit in it.

Not sure it's entirely fair, all the scorn that's poured on Jim Davison. He was extremely successful at the height of his career because a lot of people found him funny. His humour was a reflection of what we all found acceptable. I dare say a lot of people in this thread, myself included...

Horton maybe but I wonder if that was because he was captain. Kishishev? I'd have to agree to disagree. That season it was Bennett, Bridcutt and Lua Lua who grabbed the headlines and unless I'm blind, I rarely ever see Kishishev mentioned on here.

Really pleased that other Brighton fans still remember him.A real shame that he was a one season wonder at the very end of his career

I was having the same conversation with El Pres and a few others recently about the no frills midfielders that have been a massive influence on the pitch and made their team-mates- who received all the plaudits - much better players: I offered Crofts, Hammond, Kishishev and El Pres added McNab...

I reckon most people's biggest fear is being found dead in a Palace top. There's definitely a gap in the market there. Set up a company that ensures that when family members you don't much like pass away, they are found wearing stockings, suspenders, a Crystal Palace top and a satsuma in the...

I was thinking the same. There are plenty of precedents for players being sent off for dispensing summary justice to fans of their own teams.

I'd like to nominate the wives and girlfriends of all the patronising virtue-signallers in this thread.

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Italy survives because this is how they do things. Umberto Eco, Italy's greatest ever writer (in my opinion), acknowledged that Italian politics is a laughing stock but in his opinion it was no more corrupt than most, it was just that all the subterfuge and conniving was played out publicly...

I'd say it's more the political equivalent of the TV show Big Brother. Let's get bona fide Marxists on one side, the progeny of a fascist dictator on the other side, chuck in a narcissistic and thoroughly corrupt billionaire, porn stars, comedians, 3 different types of Mafia, a separatist...

Yep. I feel embarrassed for contributing to this thread but that extra chromosome reference really was the low point. Very poor show.

And Palace call us bottlers. I hate Palace for making me cheer a Man U goal and boy did I cheer that.

No. This is why it's important to focus on the youngsters and make sure you do the right thing as a parent. Set them off from the start in the right way and we won't get half-half w*nkers in the future. The only half-half scarf your child will ever need will have Brighton on one half and Hove...

Please, please make sure your little one wears their Brighton scarf when they go to school tomorrow and lets all their plastic fan schoolmates know who won today. They have bragging rights and need to take them. And you can tell your kids from me that I think that any kid who supports his...

Child birth is very traumatic for the dads too if they're squeamish - which I am. It's like watching a wet St Bernard trying t get in through the cat flap.