It was a short few months ago when he was being valued on here at £50m.
If his toys are going to be permanently outside of his pram, what would you take for him now?
Stick the kids on for the next two games with instructions of making verbal threats to the match officials until we’ve got five red cards.
Forfeit each game 3 - 0, guaranteed 6th and some valuable experience of the FA’s justice system for the youngsters.
I like to think I’m above such things, but can someone do a Dan Burn; Good servant or massive twat? Thread.
Plucked from the depths of a relegated Wigan team, you’re welcome you big tit.