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Putting on socks. I'm getting to the age where it's becoming a risk.

Stunning if you want a white beachs/hot sun/good book/ clear sea holiday. If that bores you then don't go.

throw away 7 out of the first 10 games and he doesn't have to. In fact he gains 4.8 years to follow other ventures.

is that the same speech that he did on League of their Own?

Central heating is set to a thermostat and i don't think we've fallen below the threshold for it to come on yet. I did light one of the log burners last night, though this was burning the leftovers of last years fuel ,so i'm also claiming that as a 'no' on a technicality.

It's a male Steatoda Nobilis (False Widow). Don't panic, it won't hurt you. Edit. It isn't, apparently:ffsparr:

Massive reservations, but we shall see. UTA.

ooh - are we republicans allowed to raise our voices now?

Potter is a w----- That c--- I will not miss And if I saw him in the pub I'd fill his pint with piss.

if it's belittling, it's probably because you deserve it. You are bleating like a small child who has had his sweets stolen by the school bully. Grow up man. Life goes on. Look at the history of the club. This is nothing.

steady now. You have to accept that some people are simply not interested in the Royal Family. Me, for one. But even I wouldn't swear on a thread on the subject of the Queens health.

Not often I'm excited about a signing but this lad has the potential to be a superstar. You never know how things will turn out, but I'm confident. Good luck Billy.

And the bedwetter of the year award goes to...

I've asked the wife to work harder and get promoted.

Nah. Only a clear 3 yards.

In the pantheon of shite excuses , that's at the very top altar.

I'm using the OONI wood pellets, They burn through very quickly. Id need to refil the pellets 4 or 4 times to get a 30 minute burn. That would be if every time i put more pellets in the ******* thing didn't go out. Honestly, it's a infuriating piece of, erm, kit.

Makes pizzas simple? not for me it doesn't:(