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Spawny get, eh?

This months £1M winner had only £600 of bonds, purchased 2 years ago.

If you're heading down there, please take Stuart Avis (the owner) a sausage...or cake...or biscuits. He'll do anything for those.

Tommy's gaff...when (and if) he returns.

Filthy shag?

Père Lachaise Cemetery: Amazing place.

Is it inside Farage's head?

Was he the fat dancer?

Yes, unless one's ears stick out at a 90 degree angle, it does seem strange.

I do try to stay upbeat, but I'm increasingly drawn into thinking that the world (and us with it) is nearing the end. Now, whether to spaff my savings on wine, women and song, before it's too late, or keep the faith? It's a toughie, and no mistake.

Imagine being so screwed-up, that you attempt something like that....right at (effectively) the start of your life. It's truly insane, and the insane should never be anywhere near a gun, except for a spud-gun.

I'm in my 60's and still manage to miss the loo from a foot or so away, on occasion, and I've had decades of practise.

I'm sure that wasn't meant as badly as it came across....was it?

Has Southgate made a pact with the devil?

We so deserve to go though.... *cough*

Kane didn't want the responsibility of taking part in the inevitable penalty shoot-out. I don't blame him, tbh. We are shite....utter shite.

Yep...jammy. :D

We are so ineffective it's almost laughable. *If* we scrape through this match, we're the jammiest fuckers in the tournament.

I'll miss you. :)