Do you ever stop to consider what a strange chap (or woman) you are?
Anyone could be forgiven for thinking that you're purely here to troll (and that's awful, if so), or simply to be a pain in the arse.
That said, if you had some kind of disability, that would kinda absolve you of any blame.
If...
I used to see a girl whose sister (Emily) was a long-standing girlfriend of Mr. Gillespie.
We were invited to go as his guests to Glasto (possibly '94?) but I bottled it, due to his reputation for huge consumption of 'things'.
I've always regretted that decision. :)
It's amazing, tbh. We looked liked rabbits caught in headlights when we first entered the Premier League, but my....how we've grown.
We've certainly proved our worth amongst the 'big boys', and we can (mostly) hold our own against any team.
Edit: We're still not anywhere near top 4 material, but...
I tend to not eat at any venues, due to the blatant rip-off prices, but that is shocking - £6.30 for that? f*** me, I thought we had more decorum than to offer up shite like that, and fleece the fans.
Yes, it's a great start, against a surprisingly poor (given their end of season home record) Everton side, and today could easily have gone either way.
I think we should just play the way that we know best and hope for a result. Failing that, if we go behind, maybe pull out the disability card, for being unable to score.