By 'he swings by every few years' the alien clearly means light years. Which makes 2,000 years in earth years two shakes of a lamb's tail by comparison. Could be quite a long wait til his second coming. Can't we just agree to worship a tree frog or something instead?
Cooking a Sunday roast or even a breakfast fry-up is far beyond my culinary capabilities. So it's pure magic to have it just appear on your plate, whether that be in a pub, cafe, restaurant or round somebody else's house
Early goal for Newcastle against run of play v Arsenal - beautiful cross in by Gordon for Isak to head home. Can't see that lead lasting very long, mind
You do realise that mickey mouse shit only works up to the point of mass adoption?
*edit* this is the reality of mass adoption. You'd spend an hour getting out of that bike park :lol:
Doesn't look particularly like any incarnation of Churchill Square, past or present. Tho the little kid with the shopping trolley in the photo may make it seem more plausible