Not mine but a mate I used to work with. He got a new dog, a greyhound.
"Do you race it?" our boss asked.
"I used to but it kept beating me" he replied.
Still cracks me up now thinking about it.
I've had to take a call in a Pret once before. I was flying to The Netherlands and the partner we were using decided to set the preparation call up for three hours before my flight - which was from City airport. Since I couldn't hear them very well and since I couldn't say anything confidential...
I genuinely don’t get this and the other person who said “no pundits”.
The highlights of our game are available online before MOTD without having to sit through punditry OR a “thrilling” 1-1 draw between Man U and Spurs.
To an extent it put the wrong people off.
Realistically with money and leave I had the choice between Marseille and Amsterdam. Because I was taking my son the Mrs made that decision for me based on fear mongering I knew would have probably not played out.
The irony being that we were in Rome...
Might as well just set up an auto bounce for this every November. He'll never change and neither will anyone offended by it. It's the ultimate stalemate.