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A DULLARD once gave me his credit card details to make a purchase for him. I'm very grateful that he's now paid my annual sub to NSC. I wonder if he'll notice.

I like the way they underplay its merits: “This vegetable cutter is unexceptionable”

I think you may have been whooshed. Look at the year you put in the post I replied to…

Sherry’s

It’s a scam that an annual patronage lasts less than a day. Mine left on 1 Nov, I’ll let you know if it does again this year.

He seems to live in Chicago; so I’m going for pissed.

You ok?

My partner says that my odd habit is counting the number of stairs on a staircase. She's wrong of course; that's not odd. Is it? Edit: FFS. She now says that refusing to set my alarm clock to go off at a time where the minutes end in either 0 or 5 is odd. So, 06:33 is ok, 06:35 or 06:30 is...

With an 18-month old who still hasn't slept through the night even once? Yeah; it's an extra hour in bed. Though, it won't be, of course, as the 18-month old doesn't know the clocks are going back. Sigh

were loose

La Donna e Mobile: the bird’s got a motorbike.

Oh crap. RIP Big guy.

I guessed "forever"

…is being auctioned at DVLA. The current bid is £15k (£19k after VAT and costs). You have about 45 minutes if you’d like to make a higher offer. Knock yourself out.

Nice! Hope you raise a good sum. When does the auction end please?

For a quick fix, you can’t go wrong with the great Jancis: “J J Christoffel, Clemens-Busch, Grans-Fassian, Fritz Haag, Reinhold Haart, Heymann-Löwenstein, von Hövel, Karlsmühle, Karthäuserhof, von Kesselstatt, Sybille Kuntz, Schloss Lieser, Dr Loosen, Carl Loewen, Egon Müller, von Othegraven, J...

Yeah, I fear you’re probably right, but imagine the double whammy of joy of seeing them go down AND winning some beer money!

4/1 for Palace might be worth a fiver… Edit: I got 5’s.

"You remind yourself, aren't I lucky that there is medicine I can take that will fend this off for as long as possible." What a man. What an example. 😭👏

Yep, in my top 5 Italians in the smoke for sure.