[Misc] Everyday things you cannot do as well as professionals.

[Albion my Albion]

Automobile detailing. I can never get my Grand Highlander as well cleaned as the professional auto detailers

 

[Albion my Albion]

Blow jobs.

I know, getting the hairdryer not to push the hair all over the place. It's difficult.

 

[Bodian]

Cleaning windows or mirrors. No matter how good a job I think I do I'll come back in the room later and see a streak.

The professionals always leave streaks as well.

 

[seagull_special]

Chips from the chippie

 

[Del Fenner]

Begs a thread...'Things You Can Do as Well as the Professionals'

There must be plenty of things Bodie and Doyle are bang average at.

 

[Sirnormangall]

My wife is currently conducting an assessment of my skills and compiling a list of things for me to post…..might take a while

 

[clapham_gull]

Blow jobs.

Practice, practice, practice.

 

[clapham_gull]

Pole dancing, and selling videos of myself on onlyfans

I'd combine the two, there is always a market for everything.

 

[TugWilson]

Blow jobs.

Try Try Try again

Sorry @clapham gull , just spotted your post

 

[TugWilson]

You obviously have not seen the local window cleaning efforts around Lancing, a blind chimpanzee could do better, similar height and smell to be honest.

Bloody hilarious , made me laugh out loud

 

[Bodian]

My wife is currently conducting an assessment of my skills and compiling a list of things for me to post…..might take a while

1 hour 27 minutes so far.....

 

[Cotton Socks]

I'm going to buck the trend here, completely ignore the question & just say that I'm amazing at cleaning windows. The only reason I have a window cleaner is because I can't be arsed getting the ladder out.
On the other hand I'm completely shit at cooking, cleaning, gardening etc & the aforementioned chimp would do a better job.

 

[BrightonCottager]

Especially chopping vegetables

You need to get one of these manual chopping thingies. We got one for our daughter to take to University and have now got one for us as well. It's Brilliant!

 

[Goldstone1976]

You need to get one of these manual chopping thingies. We got one for our daughter to take to University and have now got one for us as well. It's Brilliant!

I like the way they underplay its merits: “This vegetable cutter is unexceptionable”

 

[Algernon]

Keeping my personal Gulfstream G600 on the runway centreline markings.
I like to have a go every now and again instead of just being ferried in luxury from idyllic island to idyllic island accompanied by 3 or 4 gorgeous partners.

Oh yes, and....

Bullshitting like a politician.


No, not as good.

 

[stewart12]

Plumbing, anything to do with electrics, plastering

Making curry- especially naan bread

Proper coffee

 

[FamilyGuy]

Reseeding bare patches in the lawn … no matter me following all the experts/RHS advice, picking the correct weather, month, etc etc …. the fckr fails almost every time.

[Did HT mean literally every day?]

Try pinning bits of transparent plastic over the seeded area until growth is confirmed. Maybe make holes in the plastic too.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Keeping my personal Gulfstream G600 on the runway centreline markings.

This won’t be an issue for much longer; Rachel Reeves is coming for you!