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Comedy moment from last night, that I've only just remembered. Turkey was in the pub with an older woman and Junior shouted out across a crowded pub "Oi, Turkey, is that your bird?" Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked, to which she replied for him "No, I'm his Auntie". Turkey...

ANDY is gay.

what the f*** do you think it is, you f***ing BRADERS retard? www.afclizard.co.uk :jester:

I KNEW it. Dirty man-slag you are Dave. :jester: :jester:

No.

Your wish is my command. Thanks for supporting us. Be thinking good thoughts come 3pm on Sunday! :)

That sounds like humour to me. Yellow card.

filthy: There isn't one. It's a Lizard-group-hug-thing coach03: do you want a lizard piccy?

Highest position since about week 2! What a turn around considering I was rock bottom about 3 weeks ago! :clap2: :clap2:

Well that's your team f***ed then, isn't it.

:clap2: :clap2: 1st (2) Golden Chimes 7-2 2nd (1) Corrie Mor 14-1 3rd (4) Taleban 7-1 6 ran Also: 15-8 Fav Mydante 4th Not bad, not bad. :jester:

I reckon he's a right stayer. I predict 27 minutes. Plus he gets the bonus points for giving her more than one orgasm. :clap2:

We all know he's not really playing golf. It's just a cover while he's off playing 'who's bush' with his bit on the side. The question should be: 'How long will he last before he blows his load?' :jester:

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Salty like you STEVE :)

No doubt I'll see him in the sportsman tonight. :drink:

There he is. Isn't he a loely little fella. Welcome to the clan :wave:

f*** you, ****.

What a pointless thread. :jester:

Beefy The offer still stands. If it's a no, then I expect my tenner tonight at the game.