So many threads, but I thought that I would comment on one started by the boards owner. Our ex first team coaches are sadly mercenaries, choosing to work for the first club that has offered to pay significantly more for their services, but with them giving absolutely no allegiances, whatever...
Mikhail Gorbachev's cat once got into a fight with Dmitry Medvedev's cat, Dorofei. Dorofei got so utterly pasted that it had to be put on antibiotics for a month and was neutered to stop it picking any more fights.
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