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What’s the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? One is a marsupial found in Australia, the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift made me giggle TNBA TTF

Excellent article, Viner is a fine writer. Gus comes over very well IMHO and explains what he meant in his Suarez support statement. Gus Poyet: - Profiles - People - The Independent TNBA TTF

So sad to hear and read of the great man's passing. I listed to 'The Wanderer' on the train back from Perth this afternoon, fabulous and warmingly reflective (perversely). Independent did a good tribute yesterday. Jackie Leven: Musician whose songs were peopled by loners and lost lovers -...

Interesting article on the Inde last week. Seems that Suarez called Evra a Negrita which in South American parlance is a term of endearment ran slated as 'my little black friend'. Poyet knows Suarez and would not have put his head on the line without due prior consideration. He also has only...

She was on that X Fuckedher last weekend and was so bad , no atrocious , that if she had been a competitor , then she would have been kicked off. I have more talent in 1/2 litre of spent urine than she has in her whole body! Fact! TNBA TTF

Enough to make anyone walk away from football. My cynical side thinks this is set up to antagonise the English FA. There are others but in reality we are the only country (and I classify the SFA in this too) who has had an attempt to really route out racism. So Blatter makes this totally...

At our Bowling and Tennis Club in Glasgow we have a Subbuteo Cub including Scottish and Hungarian internationalists. They all start all matches will 11 across the park in the middle. Very serious it is too. TNBA TTF

Far better team performance with him on the pitch than when they took him off. Bent? He was pathetic, wouldn't call him to Poland/Uruguay on your Nelly! BZ, totally unselfish and makes things happen! Congrats Sir Robert. TNBA TTF

All the very best for tonight Bobby Zamora. Legend, true legend. TNBA TTF

Rev 2 out of 10 Life 2 small 3 out of 10 They may think they are really funny but they are in reality not really funny. Give me 1/2 million and I will write and produce a really great sit com. TNBA TTF

Grew up: Brighton Live now: Glasgow End up: Flitting between Glasgow (great great City full of character,sociability and fine golf courses), Brighton (great great city full of character, sea and a rather attractive football club) and Nice (great great city full of character, fine foods, sun, sea...

OK my take having seen my first defeat for two seasons. Playing too deep , obviously to keep the defence intact .However, it decouples our strike force from the pen area and they look toothless. Too much panic today, Noone pass too much and could have given the FB a real tough time. Watford as...

I hope so! Ordered my ticket on-line on Tuesday and it still hasn't arrived! So will have no ticket on Tuesday as I fly down to work in London on Monday before the postie arrives. I have sent the club an email so hopefully I will be able to pick up a replacement from the Watford box office...

As one of my work colleagues, who is neutral, stated this morning. There is only one team that played last night look to have the potential credentials to play in the Premier League. It was not WHU. I think we look good but slightly lightweight and definitely need a midfield presence. All in...

CMS MOTM for Scotland. Worth £30m in my book. TNBA TTF

Interestingly I have never used Texaco stations as they were allegedly one of the American multi-nationals in WW2 who financially backed the 3rd Reich up until 1942, when the Americans finally decided to back a winner. Not to much of a dilemma mind you; we all bought and still buy BASF products...

Alan Partridge was sublime.Coogan is so so funny. TNBA TTF

I managed to get £6 e/w on Gritstone in the last at Wolverhampton and pocketed £90 (Betfair is brill). Made up for the rubbish that masquerades as Engerland. TNBA TTF

Funnily enough I met his Dad in the pub earlier on and he tipped me the wink for a 60-75 minute sending off. Got 16-1 and am quids in. Result.... TNBA TTF

Wide draw did him, but good performance getting third. £9 profit in the old Sky Rocket! TNBA TTF