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It was quite spectacular. He amuses and makes one cringe in adjoining sentences. Truly a genius character. In particular I loved the Norwich Town Hall and Nazi lion segment. Aha TTF oops I meant TNBA

Ah signing Al Bowlly the very thought of him For those who don't know of him, listen to this Al Bowlly TNBA TTF

Bruno Saltor by the Sea We've got Bruno Saltor by the Sea oh we're going up to win the cup with Bruno Saltor by the Sea That is all. TNBA TTF

Signed! My name on a document. First of the new season, rest easy guys! TNBA TTF

Lionel Messi is currently mowing my back lawn and weeding my herb garden. He's not very good at it, seems unable to either communicate or keep a straight edge. Therefore it is with great regret that I must announce that I won't be recommending we sign him. Oh well there's plenty more fish in...

I would rather cover my private parts in napalm! My eldest lad was watching som awful priogramme with him and Elvis Costello yesterday and it was garbage. Worst excesses of American phaff. IMHO of course TNBA TTF

The Albion players report back for pre-season training this morning. All the very best lads. Especially Tommy Elphic, good to see you back and raring to go. TNBA TTF

No amount of money will stop teams like Manure (their manager in particular who has never ever helped the England cause), ruining their players in the course of a season so they come to a Euro or World Cup completely knackered. -Rooney was embarrasing for the two matches in which he played...

A nice little earner for you, hopefully! E/W I hope? TNBA TTF

Aha I thought someone would say something like that. No , still quality and a tele cringe. Remember the Castrol GTX black top at the BBC executive's funeral? still so funny each time I see it. TNBA TTF

Pontefract 2.10 Tussle Mussle (Mark Johnson horse that seems to have been backed) about 13-2 available good e/w shot Pontefract 5.10 Anton Chigurh (Dascombe horse again has been backed) about 7-1 available. I have had a little e/w singles and double flutter (£2.50) to get rid of some of my...

Definitely a post worth posting twice. See my earlier 'pot calling kettle black' post. Press in Glasgow this morning full of our Gordon Smith calling on rangers to demote themselves. At least it will clear the air and I think, certainly from chatting to Rangers supporting friendsI think that...

Ask him if being out of football for a year has affected his approach to the game? TNBA TTF

Totally agree. I would imagine that she wouldn't see the mile out and therefore, alas, they will never meet. Unless someone decides to mate them. Their offspring would be tres cher! Glad she won today and the jockey was very honest in admitting that he very nearly got it wrong. TNBA TTF

Could do a job? TNBA TTF

Going to be fabulous. I would have had a little e/w on Pastoral Player but really want this mare to win; so no bet on this race for me. TNBA TTF

Beyond a shadow of a doubt, one of the finest albums ever. TNBA TTF

Transfer News has Gary Gardner as Date of birth: 29.06.1992 Place of birth: Solihull Age: 19 Height: 1,88 Nationality: England Position: Midfield - Attacking Midfield Market value: 875.000 £ 1.000.000 € Player's agent: James Grant Sports Management and Alexander Kacaniklic, as Name in...

And if you ever needed to see a classic case of 'pot calling kettle black' just look at Mr Romanov's statement last night. The last person in Scottish Football who should have opened his mooth. Hearts and integrity are not really words usually found in the same sentence. Kicking Rangers out fo...

Great news, expect a breakthrough year this year ofr JFC. Probably 20 or so games, I hope. TNBA TTF