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Sad loss... I loved his interviews especially the Billy Connelly and Peter Kay ones. Also, I really don't know where I will get my free Parker pens from, now that he has gone and snuffed it? TNBA TTF

TMS? Will Geoff Boycott and Aggers cure the ailment? Might see a particularly red bus going down the road.... TNBA TTF

I frequently get TE, usually from ...er...playing tennis. A doctor friend showed me a really good routine that works everytime and negates the need to inject yourself with Cortisone.... Stand up straight Arms down to the side stretched with palm of hand facing out Repeatedly clench fist and...

As a late 50s person , still playing tennis I have contrived to knacker (extreme jar) my left knee. Friend recommended Flexiseq ointment and I have ordered a tube. Anyone got any experience of the stuff? Good/bad? TNBA TTF

He is a fud...... no thanks... TNBA TTF

Besides Dzeko is 6ft 4 in only when he kneels. TNBA TTF

Good game time for KLL. Bong, Rosenior back soon so with another striker we should only miss Solly a wee tad. Boro bricking it so a few good wins from now we should be mixing it with Boro and Hull.... 'Belief counts for a heck of a lot in this game Saint.....' TNBA TTF

He always looked like a Monty Python character. And still does..... Fishhhhhhhhhhhhhhh A fishhhhhhhhhhhhh TNBA TTF

Sad to hear he has gone, loved his delivery and warmth of speech. 'Arlottesque' in a peculiar sort of way. TNBA TTF

Brilliant Ernst. Your writing MoJO Is bbbbbackkkk! TNBA TTF

Ooops sincere apologies. Mods, please could you retitle my original entry White Lighting and substitute the following: Just had a rather fine can of White Lightning with a packet of Cheesy Wotsits.... is there anything better I ask? thanks Egon Ronay (Miss)

Thanks.. La vache qui rie. Love it...especially the tin foil... TNBA TTF

If there's a finer blue cheese on the planet then I want to know of it! Just had a lovely lump and some Arran Oatcakes washed down with a glass of Languedoc Rouge. Nice! That is all TNBA TTF

Agree. No coincidence that we have looked far less potent without him. Get well soon fella... TNBA TTF

I am sure I saw an episode of the Young Ones where the dim witted one (weren't they all) painted a table top white, turned it on it's side, hid behind it and proposed to use it as a blast deflector in case of detonation of the adjacent atom bomb, which had somehow got into their kitchen...

Dog turd football of the lowest quality...... would prefer to watch someone else watching paint dry.......... Jeez it is poor........ Cue Sky to give it plaudits , 'Best league in the World' etc etc TNBA TTF

Is that a whist drive with or without Islamic State? Can they play Whist? Would 'Beetle' be a better alternative or maybe Islamic Scrabble? Gin Rummy perhaps (without the gin of course....) TNBA TTF

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news Trident subs minus warheads 'an option' sound concept. I recommend dummy bullets for all army rifles and save on even more money by not filling any of the aircraft,tanks, armoured vehicles or boats with fuel. That's it sorted then... Jeezus...what a total plank that...

I sincerely hope not...he is a total FUDWANK! That is all... TNBA TTF

I'm a young fart (59 going on 60) and can remember those days! One Kenny Beamish....there's only one Kenny Beamish.. TNBA TTF