Are the right about their colleagues though?It's year end performance review time which is always ripe for bell cheesery.
Like most organisations the one I work for asks that I assign two numerical scores for 'contribution' and one for 'behaviour' and the aggregate value shapes their performance rating.
One of my team has had both questionable performance and behavioural issues which they have not addressed. When presented with their rating in the lower end of the scale due to aforementioned issues had this to say:
"It's just that I have such exacting standards and when these losers and morons don't meet my expectations I am not exactly a wall flower about telling them!"
ah, lay off the guy, it maybe a coping mechanism.......
Absolute dead ringer. Even down to the no/weird neck thing he's got going on.
Thrush - irritating ***t
I’m keen for an updateI won’t go in to how the subject of my last post managed to f*ck up so much that the M.D described last week as “the worst week he’s had since stating the company 15 years ago” even though I had to fix all her f*ck ups.
I won’t talk about how I saw her and the warehouse guy who’s weird around her walk along hand in hand whilst I was sat in the Rose & Crown a couple of weekends ago. Or how every single member of staff has walked in on them standing basically on top of each only for them to scurry away the second they hear you coming.
I won’t even go in to the fact our boss checks her emails and she’d emailed one of our stockists “at least you’re not too out of pocket
I won’t go in to any of those because the anger and frustration they’ve caused me have probably already given me a stroke. But I also won’t bring them up fully because I want to spread so joy in this thread and there was something that made me cry with laughter earlier.
Earlier today I had to look through a pile of paper that she’d put to one side to be shredded to find some information she’d accidentally thrown away. About 50% of this pile of papers was work stuff and the other 50% were meal preps, minute by minute day plans (6am wake up. 6:02 turn off alarm 6:10 open blinds), gym schedules and other similar bollocks.
One of those scraps caught my eye and it was a list of reasons why last Monday (a day she f***ed up massively) was a bad day.
Along with all the mistakes she’d made was one further reason. Right at the bottom of the list…
Didn’t get to eat my eggs
All the pain and anguish is worth it just to read that. It’s f*cking amazing. Truly the biggest tragedy to befall humanity since Hindenburg.
The world’s going to shit, we’re constantly teetering on WW3 & Brighton’s injury list never clears but it all pails in comparison to when you can’t eat your eggs one day. F*ck me.
So now I’ve left I can say yes, yes she was.Are the right about their colleagues though?