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[Albion] Crawley
- Thread starter Bozza
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- May 8, 2018
- 11,376
Apparently this is the criticism tweet that a long standing mascot volunteer has been terminated for…..
Classy club
Tough survey. I can only think of one type if dish - serving dish.
I’m sorry. I have lots of sympathy for the administration at Crawley town here.
1. Calling your team the ‘Red Devils’ is tinpot. It just looks like a bunch of Man Utd fans in Crawley New Town have got together to form and team in honour of their favourite Northern club. New owners and outsiders all see how utterly cringe their copycat nickname is.
2. You don’t shit on your doorstep. If Carol Bates BEM wants to publicise her (perfectly valid) opinion, then she can’t expect to be involved with the club, even as a volunteer. They need everyone pulling together in the same direction, if you don’t like the administration (which she made pretty clear) don’t volunteer for them.
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Lateral thinking. I like it.
Ovenproof?
- Oct 17, 2008
- 16,342
Some kind of insect surely, like a spider, creepy Crawley and all that?Good stuff.
Now on to the animal question.
Rat.
- Aug 24, 2020
- 8,212
Dung beetle.
Always at the bottom of the food chain.
Always shovelling shit around.
Always at the bottom of the food chain.
Always shovelling shit around.
I'll be quite happy to see Crawley drop through the leagues but on this story Carol Bates has only got herself to blame. Not only did she openly criticise her 'employer', she did it under her own name! What did she expect them to do?
Madafwo
I'm probably being facetious.
- Nov 11, 2013
- 1,842
1. Spider Crab! What's better than a spider to represent Crawley? A spider that reminds you of something else that's synonymous with Crawley, crabs!
2. Satellite Dish, as has already been said, due to having a similar number of holes at the back.
3. Dolores Umbridge, vile and everyone cheers when she gets carted off to certain death.
4. A roundabout? Could always make it more Crawley by adding something else to it, I'll leave that open for others to decide. Maybe a drug dealer?
2. Satellite Dish, as has already been said, due to having a similar number of holes at the back.
3. Dolores Umbridge, vile and everyone cheers when she gets carted off to certain death.
4. A roundabout? Could always make it more Crawley by adding something else to it, I'll leave that open for others to decide. Maybe a drug dealer?
LANGDON SEAGULL
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Lindsey now sacked after losing 11 out of his last 13 gamesWith current MK Dons boss being Scott Lindsey, of course, who was in charge of Crawley at the time of the assault.
The manager obviously highly rates that style of play.
Crawley Dingo
Political thread tourist.
- Mar 31, 2022
- 1,176
pasty
A different kind of pasty
f***ing poxy bloody Crawley. This would have paid just over £1400 if they’d scored yesterday 
DavidRyder
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- Jul 23, 2013
- 2,950
I’ve lost count of how many bets I’ve lost by one goal on my ‘both score’ accas, I feel your pain!f***ing poxy bloody Crawley. This would have paid just over £1400 if they’d scored yesterday
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Durlston
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- Jul 15, 2009
- 10,200
Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Scott Lindsay was doing a magnificent job in leading MK Cons to the National League. How can they afford to poach a manager and most of the staff from a higher division club then sack him on a presumably long-term contract? Where's the money coming from on their attendances? (which are around 6,000 - just above average for League Two).
Who the f***k do they think they are? Chelsea? I hope the EFL demote them to the National League South for breaching financial fair play rules. Scum.
Cheggers
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I don't smoke, but have purchased a cigar for the last day of Crawley's season. So long, farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, adieu...
Cheggers
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Lovely stuff Lincoln, lovely stuff.
Our loanee Kamari Doyle has scored for them. 