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[Albion] Crawley
- Thread starter Bozza
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- May 8, 2018
- 11,004
Apparently this is the criticism tweet that a long standing mascot volunteer has been terminated for…..
Classy club
Tough survey. I can only think of one type if dish - serving dish.
I’m sorry. I have lots of sympathy for the administration at Crawley town here.
1. Calling your team the ‘Red Devils’ is tinpot. It just looks like a bunch of Man Utd fans in Crawley New Town have got together to form and team in honour of their favourite Northern club. New owners and outsiders all see how utterly cringe their copycat nickname is.
2. You don’t shit on your doorstep. If Carol Bates BEM wants to publicise her (perfectly valid) opinion, then she can’t expect to be involved with the club, even as a volunteer. They need everyone pulling together in the same direction, if you don’t like the administration (which she made pretty clear) don’t volunteer for them.
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Lateral thinking. I like it.
Ovenproof?
- Oct 17, 2008
- 15,642
Some kind of insect surely, like a spider, creepy Crawley and all that?Good stuff.
Now on to the animal question.
Rat.
- Aug 24, 2020
- 7,641
Dung beetle.
Always at the bottom of the food chain.
Always shovelling shit around.
Always at the bottom of the food chain.
Always shovelling shit around.
I'll be quite happy to see Crawley drop through the leagues but on this story Carol Bates has only got herself to blame. Not only did she openly criticise her 'employer', she did it under her own name! What did she expect them to do?
Madafwo
I'm probably being facetious.
- Nov 11, 2013
- 1,805
1. Spider Crab! What's better than a spider to represent Crawley? A spider that reminds you of something else that's synonymous with Crawley, crabs!
2. Satellite Dish, as has already been said, due to having a similar number of holes at the back.
3. Dolores Umbridge, vile and everyone cheers when she gets carted off to certain death.
4. A roundabout? Could always make it more Crawley by adding something else to it, I'll leave that open for others to decide. Maybe a drug dealer?
2. Satellite Dish, as has already been said, due to having a similar number of holes at the back.
3. Dolores Umbridge, vile and everyone cheers when she gets carted off to certain death.
4. A roundabout? Could always make it more Crawley by adding something else to it, I'll leave that open for others to decide. Maybe a drug dealer?