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[Drinking] Work Christmas parties



lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969
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Jun 11, 2011
14,135
Worthing
One year, I went with my wife to her Xmas party and before long there was a whole load of German Terrorists trying to steal from the buildings vault. They held everyone hostage but, I managed to get away and picked them off one by one until there was just a few left.

Throughout, I managed to stay in contact with the local police using a radio that I stole from a bad guy. The cop was hopeless but, he kept my spirits up.

I sustained some pretty serious injuries and spent quite a lot of time in air con vents but, it was worth it. I eventually managed to rescue everyone, including my wife, from the terrorist leader as he tried to hang on from her watch. He eventually fell to his death.

One ass hat colleague of hers did get shot but, he was trying to be a white knight We don't talk about him.

It was a wild night. Shame I didn't keep the Xmas jumper I made... Ho, ho, ho.
WOW, that’s incredible!!

You should write a film script around that, you could have some bald macho actor type play your part.

I hear Gregg Wallace is available atm.
 




AlbionBro

Well-known member
Jun 6, 2020
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This year it’s the first year I have ever been invited to a works do where the bar is free all night.

It’s also the year I gave up drinking alcohol 😩

Free food though too. I’ve not given that up yet.
Well done on giving up the alcohol, so did you stop in January, or is it a recent thing?
 


The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016
26,419
West is BEST
Well done on giving up the alcohol, so did you stop in January, or is it a recent thing?
Cheers.

It wasn’t really a big decision as such. I juts got bored of it and gave up around May time.

I’ve had a few beers on a holiday abroad since then and I’m sure I’ll have some beers here and there in the future but it doesn’t really feature in my life anymore.
 


South Stand Bonfire

Who lit that match then?
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Jan 24, 2009
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Shoreham-a-la-mer
One year, I went with my wife to her Xmas party and before long there was a whole load of German Terrorists trying to steal from the buildings vault. They held everyone hostage but, I managed to get away and picked them off one by one until there was just a few left.

Throughout, I managed to stay in contact with the local police using a radio that I stole from a bad guy. The cop was hopeless but, he kept my spirits up.

I sustained some pretty serious injuries and spent quite a lot of time in air con vents but, it was worth it. I eventually managed to rescue everyone, including my wife, from the terrorist leader as he tried to hang on from her watch. He eventually fell to his death.

One ass hat colleague of hers did get shot but, he was trying to be a white knight We don't talk about him.

It was a wild night. Shame I didn't keep the Xmas jumper I made... Ho, ho, ho.
Any follow up anecdotes. Yippee!
 


AlbionBro

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Jun 6, 2020
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Cheers.

It wasn’t really a big decision as such. I juts got bored of it and gave up around May time.

I’ve had a few beers on a holiday abroad since then and I’m sure I’ll have some beers here and there in the future but it doesn’t really feature in my life anymore.
Well done still some feat, I have been trying to give up minced pies, but a neighbour came to our door last weekend offering us some freshly baked ones. They were still warm.
What can you say? Especially as I had a brew in the teapot going. I fear my waistline will take a bashing this Christmas.
 




sparkie

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Jul 17, 2003
13,325
Hove
My company Christmas meals have generally been generous and fun.

This year however, a change of tack.

It's a lunchtime meal. And we all have specific clauses in our contracts forbidding lunch time drinking. Oh well.

At least it's free food and on company paid time, I suppose.
I'm off for our DRY Christmas lunch soon.

I'm anticipating a very dull and awkward occasion - hopefully lessons will be learnt and the booze will be back on offer next year.
 


Since we have been entertaining clients, partners, and staff all for Christmas this last two-three weeks, my MD who I report to has turned into a massive Bell Cheese. Not sure what’s going on but he is bantering me at random times, then but when I banter him back either at that moment or out of the blue, he loses his shit, calls me out and says ‘we need to chat’ all in front of my team. Then makes comments then 2hrs later will wink at me and say ‘come on, its Christmas’ f***ing odd.
 


schmunk

Why oh why oh why?
Jan 19, 2018
10,483
Mid mid mid Sussex
One year, I went with my wife to her Xmas party and before long there was a whole load of German Terrorists trying to steal from the buildings vault. They held everyone hostage but, I managed to get away and picked them off one by one until there was just a few left.

Throughout, I managed to stay in contact with the local police using a radio that I stole from a bad guy. The cop was hopeless but, he kept my spirits up.

I sustained some pretty serious injuries and spent quite a lot of time in air con vents but, it was worth it. I eventually managed to rescue everyone, including my wife, from the terrorist leader as he tried to hang on from her watch. He eventually fell to his death.

One ass hat colleague of hers did get shot but, he was trying to be a white knight We don't talk about him.

It was a wild night. Shame I didn't keep the Xmas jumper I made... Ho, ho, ho.
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BN9 BHA

DOCKERS
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Jul 14, 2013
22,864
Newhaven
Since we have been entertaining clients, partners, and staff all for Christmas this last two-three weeks, my MD who I report to has turned into a massive Bell Cheese. Not sure what’s going on but he is bantering me at random times, then but when I banter him back either at that moment or out of the blue, he loses his shit, calls me out and says ‘we need to chat’ all in front of my team. Then makes comments then 2hrs later will wink at me and say ‘come on, its Christmas’ f***ing odd.
Main character syndrome maybe, doesn’t like you doing the jokes
 








Lush

Mods' Pet
Drinks at the office on a Friday night before Christmas, before going out to the pub. Offered to help make a huge bowl of salsa that 'someone' wanted and spent all afternoon peeling and chopping tomatoes.

Needless to say, no-one ate any of it, but someone did return to the office after the party and throw the entire bowl at the wall.

The early Monday morning cleaners resigned on the spot.
 






Motogull

Todd Warrior
Sep 16, 2005
10,586
Since we have been entertaining clients, partners, and staff all for Christmas this last two-three weeks, my MD who I report to has turned into a massive Bell Cheese. Not sure what’s going on but he is bantering me at random times, then but when I banter him back either at that moment or out of the blue, he loses his shit, calls me out and says ‘we need to chat’ all in front of my team. Then makes comments then 2hrs later will wink at me and say ‘come on, its Christmas’ f***ing odd.
Chin the kunnt.
 






Weststander

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Aug 25, 2011
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Withdean area
Our work now have a concept of senior manager in charge. Every real senior person rushes to 'leave' early and continue drinking at an unofficial event attended only be people they like. So being the senior in charge at the ends means a) no fun and b) other senior can't stand you

My experience was always the opposite. They were the stiff killjoys. Once they buggered off home early, the fun began.
 








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