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[Albion] “He’s got a foot like a f’ing twix”









Giraffe

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This is the standard chocolate based insult isn’t it? Maybe a toblerone is too exotic for Newcastle and so they’ve had to adapt it.
It was a Brighton fan who shouted it and the target of his vitriol was born in Cambridgeshire - so I doubt it.
 


Rowdey

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Have you tried the salted caramel one. You’re missing out…
Oh yes these are fabulous, and rare to find..
As someone who generally doesn’t like white chocolate, white twix are also very good
 






Greg Bobkin

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Mars Cucurella?
 


Greg Bobkin

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Someone from LA Galaxy?
 






Greg Bobkin

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Steve KitKatson?
 












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Nonsense talk at a football match, you say?

Blimey, you could write a dissertation with that material ....
I was in the South Stand Goldstone in the late 80s and some oaf in front of me directed some vitriol at one of our own players: "You stupid n*****". The bloke next to him then pointed out that neither the player in question, nor any other player on the pitch, was black. :drool:
 






Grizz

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My husband's cousin is a regular at St Jimmy's Park and she's always going on about Isak's weetabix legs, cos he's so fragile. So I'm plumping all my Aero Golds on him.
 


METALMICKY

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Along the lines of the earlier comment on Isak, check out Bournemouth's Philip Billing's legs. Even Mrs Metal commented that they are very unlike a footballers. Very spindle like and devoid of the usual thigh muscle.
 


Quebec Seagull

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it has two fingers, which then makes such a comparison even more weird
Then it must be one of our French-speaking players. "Doigts de pied" (foot fingers) is a common synonym for "orteils" (toes).

And yes, "big toe" is either "pouce du pied" (foot thumb) or "gros orteil".

We Québécois think that's really weird, too. :unsure:

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Pavilionaire

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Kinder Bueno Guimaraes
 




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