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[Humour] If the Royal Family could sub-contract out their duties who should they hire?



Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
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Given the 80 year-old Duke of Gloucester has had to step in for the King as Patron of Brighton Museums and the Royal Family have a massive Prince Andrew / Prince Harry / Meghan-sized hole then who could they bring in on a 10-year contract to help?
 








hans kraay fan club

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Mar 16, 2005
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Chandlers Ford
Or loan in a few of the extended 'family'.

Maybe Princess Maria Olympia of Greece?

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medwayseagull reborn

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Oct 12, 2022
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Isn't there some sort of " Royal hangers on " society they could call on.
 




Clive Walker

Stand Or Fall
Jul 5, 2011
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Brighton
someone who is a bit different to the current royal family. maybe someone who isn't white, heterosexual, COV etc. mix it up a mix and embrace multicultural britain.
 




hans kraay fan club

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Chandlers Ford
someone who is a bit different to the current royal family. maybe someone who isn't white, heterosexual, COV etc. mix it up a mix and embrace multicultural britain.
Nah. they tried that, and it didn't work.
 












beorhthelm

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Jul 21, 2003
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The A-Team
 












AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014
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Ruislip
Given the 80 year-old Duke of Gloucester has had to step in for the King as Patron of Brighton Museums and the Royal Family have a massive Prince Andrew / Prince Harry / Meghan-sized hole then who could they bring in on a 10-year contract to help?
If any of the Carry On cast (dead) were still alive, I'd guess any of them 🤔
Sid James, Kenneth Williams and the bloke that did that nervous twitch at the bar, fir starters.
 


crodonilson

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Jan 17, 2005
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Lyme Regis
Mulhern would be a GREAT shout. John Barrowman isn't doing much lately and of course Philip Schofield is getting his eye back it at these sort of gigs.

If we want to extend it to someone not white, middle aged and male then Lianne Sanderson would be box office, huge Man U fan to boot.

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hans kraay fan club

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Mar 16, 2005
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Chandlers Ford
Giles Brandreth and Alexander Armstrong.
Brandreth is a hugely annoying self-satisfied cock.

Alexander Armstrong is a terrific shout though. he'd make a great royal. To be fair he's probably distantly related anyway.
 


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