[Humour] If the Royal Family could sub-contract out their duties who should they hire?

Pavilionaire · Oct 8, 2024

Given the 80 year-old Duke of Gloucester has had to step in for the King as Patron of Brighton Museums and the Royal Family have a massive Prince Andrew / Prince Harry / Meghan-sized hole then who could they bring in on a 10-year contract to help?

hans kraay fan club · Oct 8, 2024

Stephen Mulhern?

hans kraay fan club · Oct 8, 2024

Alex Scott?

hans kraay fan club · Oct 8, 2024

Or loan in a few of the extended 'family'.

Maybe Princess Maria Olympia of Greece?

medwayseagull reborn · Oct 8, 2024

Isn't there some sort of " Royal hangers on " society they could call on.

Clive Walker · Oct 8, 2024

someone who is a bit different to the current royal family. maybe someone who isn't white, heterosexual, COV etc. mix it up a mix and embrace multicultural britain.

CheeseRolls · Oct 8, 2024

Jeff and Freddy Brazier ready and available.

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hans kraay fan club · Oct 8, 2024

Clive Walker said:
someone who is a bit different to the current royal family. maybe someone who isn't white, heterosexual, COV etc. mix it up a mix and embrace multicultural britain.

Nah. they tried that, and it didn't work.

Gazwag · Oct 8, 2024

If they don't have to be British then Neil Maupay would be entertaining

KZNSeagull · Oct 8, 2024

Scarlett Moffatt was at click and collect at Tesco, Bishop Auckland the other day so would probably be available.

Uh_huh_him · Oct 8, 2024

Alan Mullery

beorhthelm · Oct 8, 2024

The A-Team

Greg Bobkin · Oct 8, 2024

Give it Big Sam until the end of the season.

GT49er · Oct 8, 2024

Jeanette Charles the obvious choice, but sadly no longer available. RIP.

Winker · Oct 8, 2024

Nigel Farage?

Tom Hark Preston Park · Oct 8, 2024

Jermaine Jenas

AmexRuislip · Oct 8, 2024

Pavilionaire said:
Given the 80 year-old Duke of Gloucester has had to step in for the King as Patron of Brighton Museums and the Royal Family have a massive Prince Andrew / Prince Harry / Meghan-sized hole then who could they bring in on a 10-year contract to help?

If any of the Carry On cast (dead) were still alive, I'd guess any of them

Sid James, Kenneth Williams and the bloke that did that nervous twitch at the bar, fir starters.

crodonilson · Oct 8, 2024

Mulhern would be a GREAT shout. John Barrowman isn't doing much lately and of course Philip Schofield is getting his eye back it at these sort of gigs.

If we want to extend it to someone not white, middle aged and male then Lianne Sanderson would be box office, huge Man U fan to boot.

Titanic · Oct 8, 2024

Giles Brandreth and Alexander Armstrong.

hans kraay fan club · Oct 8, 2024

Titanic said:
Giles Brandreth and Alexander Armstrong.

Brandreth is a hugely annoying self-satisfied cock.

Alexander Armstrong is a terrific shout though. he'd make a great royal. To be fair he's probably distantly related anyway.

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