[Football] What is the best (and worst) line in football commentary you have ever witnessed?

WhingForPresident

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• Sep 17, 2024

• #81

This one pops into my head at random points, invoking instant cringe:

 

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Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle

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Faversham

• Sep 17, 2024

• #82

How many times has:

"And the Germans come our with the ball.

Kuntz"

been posted?

 

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The Clamp

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West is BEST

• Sep 17, 2024

• #83

“There’s only one word for that… magic darts”.

 

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papachris

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Viti, Estonia and Torrevieja, Spain

• Sep 18, 2024

• #84

Weststander said:

Yep, forever goosebumps. Who was the commentator?

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For me, because of what it meant, that is better than the Premier League

 

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