[Football] What is the best (and worst) line in football commentary you have ever witnessed?

[Mustafa II]

 

[WhingForPresident]

This one pops into my head at random points, invoking instant cringe:

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

How many times has:

"And the Germans come our with the ball.

Kuntz"

been posted?

 

[The Clamp]

“There’s only one word for that… magic darts”.

 

[papachris]

Yep, forever goosebumps. Who was the commentator?

For me, because of what it meant, that is better than the Premier League