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Not Andy Naylor

Not Andy Naylor

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I'm very confused. Which joke is the joke of the day, the blonde one or the duck one? And is this the same as the joke du jour?

On the subject of the blonde joke, if the pilot is prepared to lie to a passenger so blatantly, how can he be trusted to fly a plane, which requires honest communication with the co-pilot and the ground? Very worrying.
 






Simster

Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
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Not Andy Naylor said:
I'm very confused. Which joke is the joke of the day, the blonde one or the duck one? And is this the same as the joke du jour?

On the subject of the blonde joke, if the pilot is prepared to lie to a passenger so blatantly, how can he be trusted to fly a plane, which requires honest communication with the co-pilot and the ground? Very worrying.
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I think I can help here. The pilot lied as a means to an end - that end being to get her to sit in standard class without continuing to make a scene in first class. He probably wouldn't lie to his co-pilot or ground control without very good reason such as a hijacker holding him at gun point and forcing him to lie over the radio, or alternatively telling his co-pilot that the reason he has a rich tea biscuit is that there were no bourbons left, knowing full well he'd eaten the bourbons himself when the co-pilot was in the toilet.
 


jcdenton08

jcdenton08

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Oct 17, 2008
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Simster said:
I think I can help here. The pilot lied as a means to an end - that end being to get her to sit in standard class without continuing to make a scene in first class. He probably wouldn't lie to his co-pilot or ground control without very good reason such as a hijacker holding him at gun point and forcing him to lie over the radio, or alternatively telling his co-pilot that the reason he has a rich tea biscuit is that there were no bourbons left, knowing full well he'd eaten the bourbons himself when the co-pilot was in the toilet.
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It really does give a fascinating insight into the complex cockpit politics in the aeronautical industry, a debate I feel has been pushed to the back burner for far too long.
 


Albion my Albion

Albion my Albion

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What are we going to do with you guys? Inject you with bleach?
 




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essbee1

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Jun 25, 2014
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Tony Towner's Fridge said:
I just love duck jokes. I have bookshelves full of them and on my main room wall I have over 15,000 duck jokes scribbled down.

I suppose I am a quack addict?


TNBA

TTF
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Wouldn't a better joke have been that you had thousands of books on bottoms etc? Then
the crack addict joke would have worked. I'm speaking as someone who is exceptionally
witty.
 


Tony Towner's Fridge

Tony Towner's Fridge

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Aug 22, 2003
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essbee1 said:
Wouldn't a better joke have been that you had thousands of books on bottoms etc? Then
the crack addict joke would have worked. I'm speaking as someone who is exceptionally
witty.
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Well there's no way I am going to wipe out a lifetime of accumulated jokes, just to change the joke theme. Who would foot the bill?


TNBA

TTF
 


AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014
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A Russian agent arrives at a small Welsh station and asks for Mr Jones. “Well,” says the stationmaster, “there’s Jones the Milk, Jones the Meat, Jones the Flowers, Jones the Undertaker. In fact, my name’s Jones.” The agent whispers to him, “The eagle doesn’t walk over the mountain.”



























“Ah,” says the stationmaster, “you want Jones the Spy.”
 
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Questions

Questions

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Oct 18, 2006
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I love crispy duck.
I had a double portion last night on the way home.
Those two statements are connected btw
 


Coldeanseagull

Coldeanseagull

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Mar 13, 2013
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AmexRuislip said:
A Russian agent arrives at a small Welsh station and asks for Mr Jones. “Well,” says the stationmaster, “there’s Jones the Milk, Jones the Meat, Jones the Flowers, Jones the Undertaker. In fact, my name’s Jones.” The agent whispers to him, “The eagle doesn’t walk over the mountain.”




























“Ah,” says the stationmaster, “you want Jones the Spy.”
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:lolol: Good one. Can't see what it says, as It's in white print on a white back ground....but I'm sure it's funny

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Highlighted the text and was able to read it....whats the matter with you? there's no ducks involved :facepalm:
 


AmexRuislip

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014
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Coldeanseagull said:
:lolol: Good one. Can't see what it says, as It's in white print on a white back ground....but I'm sure it's funny

Edit
Highlighted the text and was able to read it....whats the matter with you? there's no ducks involved :facepalm:
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I copied and pasted from a website for blind people :facepalm::lol:
 














Insel affe

Insel affe

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Feb 23, 2009
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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear.
 


Lyndhurst 14

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2 years ago I joined a support group for procrastinators. We have yet to meet up.
 






Mr Bridger

Mr Bridger

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Feb 25, 2013
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I organised a lecture on the issues surrounding erectile dysfunction but it was a flop, nobody came.
 




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