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https://www.brightonandhovealbion.com/news/2018/january/albion-sign-swedish-full-back/
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https://www.brightonandhovealbion.com/news/2018/january/albion-sign-swedish-full-back/
The signings are rolling in![]()
https://www.brightonandhovealbion.com/news/2018/january/albion-sign-swedish-full-back/
The signings are rolling in![]()
Albion are swooping for Shirley Zumbodee who plays for the leaders in Timbuktu League 2. He has scored 19 goals in 20 games this season with a conversion rate of 1 goal in every 20 chances created. If he joins the Albion, he should be good for 1 goal in every 4 games he plays should he settle quickly on the south coast.
Shirley Zumbodee is a distant relative of George Weah, and the nephew of the legendary Ali Dia who Graeme Souness bought for Southampton 20 years ago. Shirley Zumbodee has always dreamed of playing in the Premier League, and he is prepared to join the Albion for a modest £1m signing on fee and a wage of £40,000 per week. His agent is prepared to reduce his normal agent’s fee providing he gets £500,000 in used notes in a brown paper bag.
Zumbodee isn’t too bothered if he has to bide his time before playing this season as he is prepared to play in the Championship next season if the Albion get relegated, providing he gets a 4 year contract and is able to buy a big flash convertible car he can drive around Brighton between the nightclubs he can visit on a Friday night before an important weekend game.
The Timbuktu leaders are prepared to accept a transfer fee of £25m for Zumbodee. Many Albion fans will be delighted with the signing as they have been desperate for Zumbodee to sign since last July.
Albion are swooping for Shirley Zumbodee who plays for the leaders in Timbuktu League 2. He has scored 19 goals in 20 games this season with a conversion rate of 1 goal in every 20 chances created. If he joins the Albion, he should be good for 1 goal in every 4 games he plays should he settle quickly on the south coast.
Shirley Zumbodee is a distant relative of George Weah, and the nephew of the legendary Ali Dia who Graeme Souness bought for Southampton 20 years ago. Shirley Zumbodee has always dreamed of playing in the Premier League, and he is prepared to join the Albion for a modest £1m signing on fee and a wage of £40,000 per week. His agent is prepared to reduce his normal agent’s fee providing he gets £500,000 in used notes in a brown paper bag.
Zumbodee isn’t too bothered if he has to bide his time before playing this season as he is prepared to play in the Championship next season if the Albion get relegated, providing he gets a 4 year contract and is able to buy a big flash convertible car he can drive around Brighton between the nightclubs he can visit on a Friday night before an important weekend game.
The Timbuktu leaders are prepared to accept a transfer fee of £25m for Zumbodee. Many Albion fans will be delighted with the signing as they have been desperate for Zumbodee to sign since last July.
I think we need to seek out players who have their birthday today, 16th January.
https://twitter.com/AndyNaylorArgus/status/953288722983866369
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I think we need to seek out players who have their birthday today, 16th January.
https://twitter.com/AndyNaylorArgus/status/953288722983866369
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Albion are swooping for Shirley Zumbodee who plays for the leaders in Timbuktu League 2. He has scored 19 goals in 20 games this season with a conversion rate of 1 goal in every 20 chances created. If he joins the Albion, he should be good for 1 goal in every 4 games he plays should he settle quickly on the south coast.
Shirley Zumbodee is a distant relative of George Weah, and the nephew of the legendary Ali Dia who Graeme Souness bought for Southampton 20 years ago. Shirley Zumbodee has always dreamed of playing in the Premier League, and he is prepared to join the Albion for a modest £1m signing on fee and a wage of £40,000 per week. His agent is prepared to reduce his normal agent’s fee providing he gets £500,000 in used notes in a brown paper bag.
Zumbodee isn’t too bothered if he has to bide his time before playing this season as he is prepared to play in the Championship next season if the Albion get relegated, providing he gets a 4 year contract and is able to buy a big flash convertible car he can drive around Brighton between the nightclubs he can visit on a Friday night before an important weekend game.
The Timbuktu leaders are prepared to accept a transfer fee of £25m for Zumbodee. Many Albion fans will be delighted with the signing as they have been desperate for Zumbodee to sign since last July.
Change the title to EVER
James Collins, anyone?
https://www.brightonandhovealbion.com/news/2018/january/albion-sign-swedish-full-back/
The signings are rolling in![]()
Obviously cover for Bruno, and slightly better looking too.
On radio 5live it was just said that there’s so much going on with transfers today, that they’re doing a big session on the subject later on.
A brave guess, but I reckon BHAFC won’t get a mention.
I’ve got a horrible feeling we’re at the back of the queue
We do need to paper over some cracks.............We’re more likely to be in B&Q![]()