Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Off the back of that Shaun of the Dead thread (ooh, that rhymed), I have found myself embroiled in an unseemly argument with Barnet Seagull over whether zombies should RUN or not.
Barnet holds the view that its just wrong for zombies to run, and that films with zombies should depict them as plodding, slow, cabbage-brained deadheads who just lumber about with their arms stretched out going "uuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr" (rather like customers at the burger bar behind the Holmesdale End).
I however think that zombies are infinately more terrifying if they can do the hundred metres in 9.6 seconds flat, and pursue you for your succulent warm flesh with blind rage, obsessive hunger and frightening speed.
The only way to resolve this difference of opinion is by a poll, so thats what I've done.
Barnet holds the view that its just wrong for zombies to run, and that films with zombies should depict them as plodding, slow, cabbage-brained deadheads who just lumber about with their arms stretched out going "uuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr" (rather like customers at the burger bar behind the Holmesdale End).
I however think that zombies are infinately more terrifying if they can do the hundred metres in 9.6 seconds flat, and pursue you for your succulent warm flesh with blind rage, obsessive hunger and frightening speed.
The only way to resolve this difference of opinion is by a poll, so thats what I've done.