Your foreign football name

[Strike]

If you were a foreign player what would your Footballing name be, try the little exercise below:

Take the last 3 letters of your first name,
then the first 3 letters of your pets/partners name,
then the first 3 letter of the road you live in and finally
the first 3 letters of the county you live in:

Lesmis Horsus (I must be a Roman or a Ancient Greek)

 

[ditchy]

vinjos weslon

 

[blueandwhitearmy]

Leyjes Nyesus

 

[junior]

Tinlen Kilnor.

Guess i must be some world famous Swiss Center half.

 

[junior]

vinjos weslon

He plays for Austria Vienna

 

[ditchy]

vinjos weslon

hopefully i play for Dukla Prague

 

[ro's pants]

keloat agnsus

 

[ditchy]

He plays for Austria Vienna

does he ?

 

[Trufflehound]

Thyama Gennoo.

Currently playing in Albania Division 8

 

[Titanic]

Rislaa Berwes

 

[perth seagull]

Vinroc Arilia

I like the sound of that!

 

[Knightsworld]

Paumic Whiwes

 

[Scarface]

Rewsop Parsus

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Illrah Proher

 

[Minghawk]

arkoss fairey

a greek ponce?

used the last letters of the county,
as that sounded so much better than

arkoss faisur

hold on, it now sounds like a turkish ponce - excellent

 

[Captain Pugwash]

jarlou whises

plays for deportivo wanka

 

[CHAPPERS]

Maxrol Sousex (Soo-say)

French left winger, playing for Strasbourg.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Benghe Colsus aka The Colossus

diminutive Iranian shotstopper

 

[Eggman]

Mienii Rowwes


Midfield dynamo

 

[Seagullible]

Tersus Leeber

Porn style dutch centre forward