Your foreign football name

[Edward Scissorhands]

Arkgol Mareng

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

Lippop lanken!

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Timsli Sutlon

Am sure there's a slut in there somewhere

 

[Tooting Gull]

Torsar Albsur

Faroe Islands, age 37, centre half. Known 'affectionately' as Albsur The Absurd.

 

[Simster]

Eonsop Strsur.

FUCKSAKE. That's just noise.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

HAMIS TERSUS

the scottish hungarian

 

[Simon Morgan]

Edwflu Havsus
what is that?!

 

[Blackadder]

Johann Edwsus

Sounds a bit Swiss to me!

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

monney milsus,luxury player

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

tomnik lonsus

 

[Hilton]

Hewjas Uppsus

 

[culvers]

Sebiso Nakkam

 

[Muzzman]

Murron Mansus

 

[Gully]

Don't have a pet or a partner so my first name is only 3 letters long, however I reckon I sound like a Scandinavian:

Han Lysglo

In fact, if I ever do a bunk from the UK that is what I will call myself.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Kevdaikit Brasus

 

[Braders]

Kevdaikit Brasus

too many letters mate

 

[Basil Fawlty]

too many letters mate

Braders i have got two cats mate.

 

[Braders]

Braders i have got two cats mate.

aha , sorted

 

[Stevie Boy]

Evelau Grasus - New Albion Centre Half

 

[Yoda]

Leetom Frewes (If I use WEST Sussex)
Leetom Fresus (If I just use SUSSEX)

Which is better?