You know you're getting old when .....

[bhaexpress]

Your cheapest car insurance quote comes from Saga

 

[DIFFBROOK]

I knew when I was getting old, when I saw Neil Mellor play on sat, having watched his Dad play. Also reading that Neil wasn't born when his dad was playing made me feel that little bit older still!!!

 

[daveinprague]

I first realised I was getting on, when people stopped giving me nightclub flyers in the street...

 

[oldboyroy]

When I see the pics of Peter o`sullivan on here and I remember the days well!!!!

 

[pasty]

I knew when I was getting old, when I saw Neil Mellor play on sat, having watched his Dad play. Also reading that Neil wasn't born when his dad was playing made me feel that little bit older still!!!

Same thing with current managers and tv pundits. I keep hearing myself saying "Oh I remember him playing"

 

[sydney]

when i am trying to teach apprentices at work and just cant deal with how f***ing stupid they are.

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

You can actually remember the scene from TLO's Brighton Picture Quiz where the photo was taken in 1964.

 

[simon swagbag]

...when you start getting grey whiskers.

 

[The Large One]

When you're glad it rains in the summer 'because it's good for the garden...'

 

[upthealbion1970]

When hairs sprout from your ears/nose literally overnight

 

[owlsonlineadmin]

I knew when I was getting old, when I saw Neil Mellor play on sat, having watched his Dad play. Also reading that Neil wasn't born when his dad was playing made me feel that little bit older still!!!

Ian was playing until 84, their young un was born in 82

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

When hairs sprout from your ears/nose literally overnight

so true.

Hair goes from your head and then the body compensates by sprouting hair up in other places

 

[daveinprague]

and as I seem to remember Billy Connolly commenting that.. assuming God knows what he is doing, whats in store for us that requires hairs in our ears and nose

 

[upthealbion1970]

so true.

Hair goes from your head and then the body compensates by sprouting hair up in other places

I have what can only be described as an island at the front of my head, the gap to what's left is growing

 

[Easy 10]

Whan you see young scantily-clad girls on a night out, and your first thought is "ooh, she'll catch her death in that"

 

[defrocked priest]

You wear black socks with sandels.

 

[upthealbion1970]

When you know what the weather is like outside because your joints ache

When your gp says "you're not getting any younger"

When you can remember being the same age as your kids

When your kids say you are the oldest person they know

When you can't count how many of your pubes are grey

 

[The Large One]

Whan you see young scantily-clad girls on a night out, and your first thought is "ooh, she'll catch her death in that"

Or you're old enough to be invisible to them, so you can gawp at them to your heart's content without them noticing.

This tidbit was brought to you by Silver Linings 'R' Us.

 

[Easy 10]

When you are proud of your shed.

And the older you are, the tidier your shed gets.

 

[bhaexpress]

Whan you see young scantily-clad girls on a night out, and your first thought is "ooh, she'll catch her death in that"

Strangely enough after a game at Oldham I passed through Leeds on a cold February night and was talking to a number of very scantily clad young ladies and ended up saying exactly that !