You know you use NSC too much when...

[Hove&Albion F.C]

... You have an big unfinished uni assignment due in at 4.15 yet you still spend half the day browsing through nsc threads

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

you starting use the words buffoon and goon in everyday abuse

 

[fatboy]

you starting use the words buffoon and goon in everyday abuse

I used those words long before NSC, as did I call many people by what has now become their NSC name!!

 

[moggy]

When you get PM's and from that you *ahem* *says shag disguised under a cough* a fellow NSCer's brains out

and not happy with that, continue to stalk him.

 

[Yorkie]

You realise you haven't got anything left to wear because you haven't done the ironing for two weeks..

 

[Trish]

... when you're not in the least bothered that you're a DAFT Bint.

 

[dougdeep]

When you're asked a tricky question you try to think how London Irish/ Lord Bracknell would reply.

 

[The Orange Seagull]

...you go to bed at night,close your eyes and all you can see is smilies........

 

[The Large One]

... you pine for the 'Thread Full of Beautiful Ladies'. Like, where is it these days?

... you know the intimate carnal / musical / policitcal / shopping / culinary / televsion / social habits of a very weird cross section of British society.

... you can't be arsed to answer back to Looney / Berkshire / ernest / FG cos you know they're gormless wind-up merchants.

 

[Cian]

...when you try to use the Edit function seconds after saying something you shouldn't have...

...when you get annoyed having to use extra facial muscles to differentiate between and ....

 

[Lord Bracknell]

... when your son addresses you as "Lord Bracknell".










Sorry teaboy.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

When you think it's quite normal to live with someone called "Lord Bracknell"...

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

When you try and join in with the fun on a thread, knowing full well every other bugger is fast asleep.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

there not!

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Good evening kinkygerbil, do beg my pardon. Piss the bed?

 

[Juan Albion]

Watch out, LC, there's a hurricane coming your way!

 

[Stumpy Tim]

-when you can claim you know a black ginger bloke who has swept Kylies chimney

 

[tedebear]

your whole life has changed because of it!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

when you wonder what happened to Sompting Seagull, and Alistair Mr Talk Loudly, and Alison in Lancashire, and ..... and .......

 

[Seagulltonian]

...when you read Easy 10's posts and you start to believe they're the truth

...when you bet on a Gareth Glover tip, because you feel this one's gotta win

...when you can understand every post that FG puts up, without them being edited