You know you use NSC too much when...

[The Orange Seagull]

It's so interesting, I've stopped buying daily news papers. And yes it's absolutely spot on.

Are we all sad

I dont buy the Argus as much these days cos if anything happens concerning the Albion its guaranteed you'll see it on NSC first!

 

[Ding Dong !]

Better go out and buy a shirt then and sport it at the next home game....

 

[The Large One]

... you inadvertently refer to our chairman as Dick Tight, and you blame him for everything

... you see another NSCer in the pub / street / lapdancing club and refer to them by their NSC name

... you know everything there is to know about planning issues

... you have heard of Pende, and know where it is supposed to be (a bit like Narnia)

More soon...

 

[Easy 10]

...you find yourself dreaming up ridiculous stories and falsehoods, and pick up a reputation for being a complete and utter liar.

 

[The Large One]

...you find yourself dreaming up ridiculous stories and falsehoods, and pick up a reputation for being a complete and utter liar.

Go on then Easy (or should I call you Tarquin?) - name and shame...

 

[Easy 10]

Go on then Easy (or should I call you Tarquin?) - name and shame...

Well, I couldn't possibly....ahem.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

You think Digweeds Trousers is stupid Scottish prick....................oh. Er I er, ahem..........

 

[Marc]

You cant think of something and you say out loud "Damn Search function not working"

 

[Brighton Breezy]

You meet people to buy tickets of them and try and not say the fatal words 'hi, its me..from the internet'.

 

[virgirlo]

you actually consider printing your name on your shirt so that you want other NSCers to know who you are...but you don't!!

you alocate time for work v's time for NSC

 

[alan partridge]

The amount of times I've owned Looney goes above 4 figures

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

when your post count is over 4000

 

[Juan Albion]

When you know a bloke who looks like this...

and even like this...

and who names goldfish after African presidents such as Cassavooboo.

Greetings, Perseus - your secret's safe with me.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

The amount of times I've owned Looney goes above 4 figures

great saying

 

[The Large One]

When you know a bloke who looks like this...

and even like this...

and who names goldfish after African presidents such as Cassavooboo.

Greetings, Perseus - your secret's safe with me.

No! Is that Perseus? Is it? Is it?

 

[Juan Albion]

No! Is that Perseus? Is it? Is it?

Tis indeed. And the bit about goldfish is true too.

He also said this:

Q. Are you into breeding?

A. I am fascinated by the reproductive habits of the British sea
anemones.

Sad but true. More to be revealed later.

 

[The Large One]

Tis indeed. And the bit about goldfish is true too.

He also said this:

Q. Are you into breeding?

A. I am fascinated by the reproductive habits of the British sea
anemones.

Sad but true. More to be revealed later.

Initmate knowledge of the mating habits of the Lesser-Spotted Turd Halibut, or the Upper Polynesian Sarcastic Crab are but a mere piffle compared to the fact I can now put a face to the name behind character that is the triple-faced backstabbing Judas on NSC who (without any sense of humour or irony) DOESN'T WANT FALMER. He wants to our stadium on a boggy marshland (which he calls Pende), miles from Brighton, so that he can study the Arctic Irate Flipperjack in the morning, and watch the Albion kick towards the shallow end in the afternoon.

I often wondered whether, were I ever to meet him, he was a 7'4" knuckle-scraping, low-foreheaded baby-crusher, or a 1970s-style university lecturer from the University of Spamtwat in the Netherlands. Now I know, I feel confident that should the occasion of meeting him ever occur, I won't need my cricket bat...

That's what spending too much time on NSC does for you - you get wound up by gits.

 

[pasty]

When a non-user emails you Albion related links from the official site, and you instantly hit the reply button with the message "yeah I know - it was on NSC two days ago"

 

[Juan Albion]

Man of a thousand faces.

Perhaps you could answer this question for him...

"Does the aeolid eat out the colony of Porites, or do the Porites polyps have a short life span?"

 

[B.M.F]

you actually consider printing your name on your shirt so that you want other NSCers to know who you are...but you don't!!

you alocate time for work v's time for NSC

When you get PM's and from that you *ahem* *says shag disguised under a cough* a fellow NSCer's brains out