You know Jesus got stoned to death on the cross yeah?

[Stat Brother]

don't quite know how it would work, on a cross.
I suppose you'd have to have a 3-pin plug thrust into your foot, instead of standing on one.

 

[Lokki 7]

Food for thought. Thanks for the clarification.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Really attractive naked ladies being thrown at me. Just enough contact to be tempting, not enough contact to be fun.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Lychees

 

[JJ McClure]

I hate to have a variety of seafood thrown at me. The crabs and lobsters would pinch, the mussels and clams would hurt and actual fish would slap your skin and be all slimey.

 

[Gluteus Maximus]

Kittens

 

[Hunting 784561]

balls of wool

 

[Meade's Ball]

I would hate to be washed to death. So, i suppose i would most dislike to be on a cross and have washerwoman thrown at me who then scrubbed my face with spit and leather. or leathery hands.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

party poppers. I can't stand them.

 

[clapham_gull]

VHS tapes would really hurt if you were caught by one of the sharp edges. Especially a heavy 4 hour tape.

 

[Hiney]

Oh yeah, they are just every day bunch of keys. For example on my keyring I have a heavy chubb key, a yale key, two small drawer keys and a flappy plastic thing. This is standard I would say.

Instead of a flappy plastic thing, I have a METAL Seagulls badge on my keyring. The wings of the seagull stick out a little from the edge of the main badge and if this caught you in the worng place, would REALLY HURT.

Good thread Chappers - these things NEED clarifying

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Even by your poor standards Chappers, this thread is absolute shite.

I disagree. Perfectly reasonable thread.

I wouldn't like hardback books thrown at me. All those paper cuts and sharp corners!

 

[Ex-Staffs Gull]

Which would be worse ?

A)

B) (Without fat arse attatched)

C)

D)

 

[Bluejuice]

Poo. I'd really not like to have poo thrown at me

 

[Gazwag]

Lychees

Hmm, nasty, just the right size to throw HARD

 

[CHAPPERS]

Which would be worse ?



B) (Without fat arse attatched)

Easy, there's a f***ing padlock on that bunch.

 

[Dave the OAP]

there was a film in the 70's called something like The Sandpipers, with Steve McQueen. He was a sailor in the China wars and his colleague was captuted by the Chinese, hoised on a pole and all the chinese inividually cut him with knives ( I think it is called Death by a thousand Cuts) He ended up shooting him using a sniper rifle.

Superb film but very violent

 

[Juan Albion]

You know Jesus got stoned to death on the cross yeah?

Errr, no.

How did you ever come up with this strange idea? Stoning people on a cross might have been welcomed by the victim as a merciful release. Death on a cross was typically the result of slow suffocation due to the way you were fixed to the cross, usually over a couple of days. If you still showed no signs of dying, your legs might then get broken to hurry things along a bit.

But no stoning.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Re: Re: You know Jesus got stoned to death on the cross yeah?

Errr, no.

How did you ever come up with this strange idea? Stoning people on a cross might have been welcomed by the victim as a merciful release. Death on a cross was typically the result of slow suffocation due to the way you were fixed to the cross, usually over a couple of days. If you still showed no signs of dying, your legs might then get broken to hurry things along a bit.

But no stoning.

I think he's getting different scenes in Life Of Brian mixed up.

 

[Trufflehound]

I'd also hate to have Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull thrown at me. The flute would probably sting, and his beard would leave a nasty rash.