You know Jesus got stoned to death on the cross yeah?

[Uncle Buck]

Imagine a thousand naked men all wanking on you til their spunk suffocated you


Mmmm I've been having that dream for years now

Anything to get out of paying the CSA....

 

[Juan Albion]

Imagine a thousand naked men all wanking on you til their spunk suffocated you

I think drowning might be more likely in that scenario.

 

[Dandyman]

I imagine the ice would well hurt! Things hurt more when you're cold too don't they.

Good one, Dandyman.

Exactly. Imagine being stoned to death by thousands of choc ices. OUCH!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Anything to get out of paying the CSA....

Good call, I hadn't thought of stating homosexuality.

 

[Easy 10]

Having cacti lobbed at you would be grim. Some of them would stick in you and hang off your skin, whilst others would just JAB you and fall to the ground, leaving an open wound which would slowly bleed, and probably get infected and stuff.

I'd also hate to have a radiator thrown at me, one of those wrought iron ones. Have one of THOSE bastards hit you on the shin and you are in a world full of pain.

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

Having cacti lobbed at you would be grim. Some of them would stick in you and hang off your skin, whilst others would just JAB you and fall to the ground, leaving an open wound which would slowly bleed, and probably get infected and stuff.

I'd also hate to have a radiator thrown at me, one of those wrought iron ones. Have one of THOSE bastards hit you on the shin and you are in a world full of pain.

If people are throwing things at you until you die, I doubt infection would be a real problem. Unless they then tried to throw TCP at your cuts.

 

[Faldo]

If people are throwing things at you until you die, I doubt infection would be a real problem. Unless they then tried to throw TCP at your cuts.

Sadistic!

 

[Trufflehound]

I've also spelt it Jesus when everyone with half a brain knows it's Jebus.

Would that be your own, personal, Jebus?







Sorry, wrong thread.

 

[Simster]

Lobbing live rats might be unpleasant. They'd be all slimey when they touch your skin from their lives in the sewers, and they carry horrible diseases and they'd GNAW you if they got a chance.

And a saw a f***ing RAT yesterday outside the pub I was frequenting in London yesterday. I f***ing hate rats.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Yep - some really nasty ones here - I'd still not want the party poppers. Everyone would give a little forced cheer as they pull the string .........

 

[Meade's Ball]

Lobbing live rats might be unpleasant. They'd be all slimey when they touch your skin from their lives in the sewers, and they carry horrible diseases and they'd GNAW you if they got a chance.

And a saw a f***ing RAT yesterday outside the pub I was frequenting in London yesterday. I f***ing hate rats.

My least favourite sort of rat is the dirty rat. Similar to my most hated Den.

 

[Simster]

My least favourite sort of rat is the dirty rat. Similar to my most hated Den.

Here's my FAVOURITE Den:



And now back to the subject in hand (before chappers goes spacker at us)...

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

what are your least favourite knees ?

 

[Simster]

what are your least favourite knees ?

COCK-Knees.

 

[Meade's Ball]

what are your least favourite knees ?

Fan-knees.

Anyhow, another thing i wouldn't like to be pelted to death with would be half-grannies. Top halves, i think. Still alive. Tutting at me for not producing enough grandkids. Knitting needles under each boob.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Poo. I'd really not like to have poo thrown at me

Especially in disposable nappies,you know the soggy wet ones used at both ends.



Or keys.

 

[withdeanwombat]

.....or bottles of cider that you could neither catch nor open,nor lift to your mouth to sup.






.....or keys.

 

[withdeanwombat]

......or palace supporters reciting the history of their great club,though this would have the advantage of being brief.




.....or quays.

 

[withdeanwombat]

....or cheese.


or should this be on the word association thread?

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Goose feathers