you couldnt make it up... unfortunate names

[Seagullible]

did have a call when working for Mattel from a guy called Igor Fukah

 

[pasty]

Having the surname Hall, I always wanted a son so I could call him Albert.

 

[dwayne]

I've met a bloke called Pratish Lad

but then if my mum had got her way with my name I would have been Joseph King

Does Pratish work in IT? I think I've some across him before as well! you don't forget a name like that.

 

[Pigsy]

We have a male IT Trainer called Florian Pratt.

I used to live next door to a bloke called Dick Beaver. He then compounded this by naming his son Willy.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I knew a guy at uni called Dick Hunter. He obviously didn't like the name Dick but he couldn't stop us..

 

[London Calling]

Unfortunately my name is

Iva Biggun.

I used to get teased a lot

 

[Mtoto]

Friend of mine was at school with a girl whose surname was Curtain. First name: Annette.

 

[Cian]

Theres seems to be a lot of people called Mike Hunt, used to go to school with one, he insisted on being called Michael all the time though...

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I used to work with a girl called Sue Flahey ( pronounced souffle ) and a bloke called Jay Nair (when spoken sounds like Jane Eyre).

There used to be an IT recruitment agency in Littlehampton called Wayne Kerr

 

[Skaville]

I met a girl in Oz called Honey Arneja (pronounced Honey Ineedya)

 

[bhafc99]

I knew twins at school called Andrew and Peter Ness.

On roll-calls etc, they were always differentiated as A.Ness and P.Ness.

 

[Caveman]

Use to know someone at school called ... "Chris Peacock".

When said out loud sounds like. ...... Crispy Cock.

 

[m.c.hamster]

I've met Crystal, Shanda and Lear LOVE. Two sisters and a brother from a redneck town near Atlanta. I thought they were joking and I laughed a lot, until I realised it was true and they didn't think I was polite laughing and they had guns.

 

[captainmorganrum]

Bloke here at work called Christopher Bacon - his middle name is Peter.
So he might be Chris P.Bacon

Had a job marking/checking exam papers once.....
Belgian candidate called Elvira Titarsole
Korean candidate called Lee Ki Bum
Chinese candidate Wan Kee Lee
(i kid you not)

 

[Juan Neal]

Tell me about it...

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

There's a guy who works for intel in the US with the unfortunate surname of .... wank

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

old shipmate of mine called geof anal(he said pronounced AH-NALL),we used to pipe able seaman ringpiece to the gangway,drove him mad.

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

old shipmate of mine called geof anal(he said pronounced AH-NALL),we used to pipe able seaman ringpiece to the gangway,drove him mad.

Along the lines of Radio Operator tate .... AKA R.O.Tate

 

[Pevenseagull]

Does Pratish work in IT? I think I've some across him before as well! you don't forget a name like that.

yeah, up in that London, I'd guess he's about 30 - can't remember which firm he's with but he knows his stuff

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

This chap's name, at least I think it's a chap, always makes me titter when I find it in various newspapers...

MINTY CLINCH

brings to mind a naked embrace with a loved one whilst eating Polos.