you couldnt make it up... unfortunate names

[Deano's Right Foot]

I have to deal with a woman in Sweden called:

Lovisa Wanker

That's unfortunate.

 

[Hampden Park]

Along the lines of Radio Operator tate .... AKA R.O.Tate

also MEM Brain, CK Who, Seaman Staines, WTR Maley, etc etc

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

also MEM Brain, CK Who, Seaman Staines, WTR Maley, etc etc

or the seaman on the Hermes ... seaman Thick, funnily the pipe was always 'AB Thick'..

 

[WATFORD zero]

Jenna Taylor ?

 

[Storer68]

I have just received an e-mail from one of my female colleagues inroducing Miss Sarah Bunn as cover whilst she takes maternity leave

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Used to work on contract for a well-known City bank with a bloke called Dirk Wachter. Nothing very funny about that you might think. And you'd be right. However, the bloke next one down on the email list from him was one Helmut Wacker

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

In my old job I once printed a membership card for a Korean man called Fuq Mee Wun. When we all finally stopped laughing we were in hysterics once more when we found out his company was "Big Load"

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

danny rolf is pretty gay

 

[Johnny Byrne superstar]

Chris Peacock is a bit unfortunate

 

[Rusco]

One of the ladies I deal with at one of my clients is Hilda Body .... shame she isn't a doctor !