You are off your nut ELS

[eastlondonseagull]

Thought it would be a good little ad for the shirt, here...

http://www.ngkids.co.uk/cool_stories/126/the_real_spider_man/

 

[Uncle C]

Try this little gadget. Its great.

Here

 

[rospants]

Try this little gadget. Its great.

Here

wouldnt be able to go close enough to em to use that

 

[Uncle C]

Its about 2ft long and you arms another 2ft, so how much clearance do you need

 

[rospants]

Its about 2ft long and you arms another 2ft, so how much clearance do you need

cant even go in the same room as them, i do have a serious phobia

 

[dougdeep]

Well I think it's beautiful.

 

[rospants]

apparently there are 640 named species of spider in britain and 12 species are found in the average house

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Re: Re: You are off your nut ELS

This big beauty (well, all do I think) had tiny claws on the end of each leg, and as it crawled you could feel them hooking onto the skin. Amazing grip.

The frightening spider the bloke brought into the office was also a tarantula, but it was bigger than this one, think it was a bird-eating tarantula. It hissed and absolutely legged it when touched. Everyone in the office screamed like a beauty when he let it out. Not good.

We'd be f***ed without spiders though, chaps. Cos they kill tonnes of insects and mozzies etc. Nature's fly-spray they are, but I can understand the fear. For me, standing on a bloody step ladder does it. Can't do heights for anything!

 

[B.M.F]

That and your fear of hair mate

 

[eastlondonseagull]

That and your fear of hair mate

True. You scared the life out of me when I first saw you this season fella

 

[B.M.F]

True. You scared the life out of me when I first saw you this season fella

Oi leave my Worzell look alone

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Oi leave my Worzell look alone

It still scares me now, mate. God knows what your new missus is gonna think