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Easy 10

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Jul 5, 2003
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The DESTINY of the winner of X-Factor. A sad, lonely and brutal demise, at the hands of a noseful of toilet cleaner.
 




Parson Henry

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Jan 6, 2004
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Kylies Stunt Arse said:
On the basis that they can't sing, have absolutely no stage presence and look like a couple of production line boy band clones. Trouble is they wont even sell records based on their looks.

Anyone that performs Bon Jovi songs to help their popularity needs to be put out of their misery.

Right OK..In your opinion what recording artists can sing, have stage presence and don't look like production line boy band clones.
 


Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
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Journey South

1. Can sing
2. Can play instruments
3. Look good
4. Seem like nice chaps

I may even see them on tour
:clap:
 


tinx

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Jul 6, 2003
9,198
Horsham Town
Uncle Spielberg said:
Journey South

1. Can sing
2. Can play instruments
3. Look good
4. Seem like nice chaps

I may even see them on tour
:clap:


One of them looks like Darren Day.
 








Parson Henry

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Jan 6, 2004
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Victor Bhanerjee's notebook
Uncle Spielberg said:
Journey South

1. Can sing
2. Can play instruments
3. Look good
4. Seem like nice chaps

I may even see them on tour
:clap:

We are singing from the same hymn book here, in fact we are harmonising perfectly. Fancy joining up as a duet for next year's X Factor? Can you strum a banjo? Journey North?
 
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Uncle Spielberg

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They'll do for me.

COME ON THE SUPER JOURNEY SOUTH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

One of the greatest pop duo's of all time surely ?
 




Parson Henry

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Jan 6, 2004
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Kylies Stunt Arse said:
How about recent chart toppers the Arctic Monkeys to start with?

Daft question really. There are plenty of bands/artists that meet that criteria, but it's all a matter of taste isn't it?

I'll agree that it is a matter of taste.
 




bhafc99

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Oct 14, 2003
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As pointed out by The Guardian, the name Journey South cannot be taken seriously. While it's meant to conjure up images of two working class lads from t'north leaping into their van and travelling to the bright lights of the city in a wide-eyed search for fame and fortune, it's actually nothing more than a blatant simile for cunnilingus.

Given that the housewife vote probably won it for Steve last year, this is a none-too-subtle attempt to, ahem, subconciously hit the same spot.
 


Wozza

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Jul 6, 2003
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Louis Walsh pictured with the Conway Sisters who sang at the wedding of Westlife Star Shane Filan and Gillian Walsh on 28 Dec 2003 at Ballintubber Abbey.
 
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Goodfella

North Stand Boy X320
Feb 9, 2004
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Brighton
80's Seagull said:
It's all set-up to finish exactly the same as last year, Andy is a carbon copy of Steve.
He'll win coz all the mums and girls will vote for him because he's nice and middle of the road. He'll release one record and then disappear because there isn't actually a market it. Will end up singing in a hotel bar.

Yeah and that Steve is a Palace fan, and we all know they cant bloody sing.
 






Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
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Why not all send an e mail to them saying they are all talentless bitches and should be booted off X Factor
 




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