X Factor : Holly or Cheryl??

[Mendoza]

The All Important X Factor Poll

Holly

Cheryl

 

[Timbo]

Both fantastic looking women, both as irritating as f*** as soon as they open their mouth. Holly shades it I reckon.

 

[Boris Yeltsin]

Holly is a Sussex girl, Cheryl is a northerner. So Holly.

 

[Don Quixote]

Holly is dirty.

 

[Hiney]

Cheryl

 

[Wilko]

Holly for me without a shad! Curvey boobs, hips and bum, Plus she is a Sussex lass so wins over the far too skinny Cole.

 

[Husty]

Holly

 

[The Wizard]

Both utterly f***ing gorgeous but Holly shades it for me, only just.

Can't I just have them both...

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Willoughby is FAT.

 

[seagullsdaz]

Whoever said mingers the pair of em

 

[the hitman]

Holly went to school in Burgess Hill, but Cheryl for me

Why is Lucie Jones not in the poll!?!

 

[Wilko]

Willoughby is FAT.

It is f***ing stupid comments like this that causes girls to have eating disorders. She has just had a baby for f*** sake!

 

[The Wizard]

Willoughby is FAT.

If thats fat then I'm a small planet.

 

[Mendoza]

Why is Lucie Jones not in the poll!?!

coz i maid da rools

I thought Cheryl would walk this, and thought I was in the minority in the Holly camp

 

[Blackadder]

Whoever said mingers the pair of em

Porkypie appears to have very high standards!

 

[Blackadder]

Neck and neck at the moment! Good poll Mendoza

 

[Rookie]

Holly and then Danni (looking fine last night) then Cheryl.

 

[Wilko]

coz i maid da rools

I thought Cheryl would walk this, and thought I was in the minority in the Holly camp

I should show this to all my female students, I am always banging on about HoLOLy LOLloby and they criticise my poor taste. They all assume that Cheryl is more attractive because she is skinnier, just goes to show that blokes do prefer 'gals wiv curves'* innit.

* This word is a problem in itself as many females believe curvy and fat to mean the same thing which it quite clearly is not.

 

[itszamora]

Holly, but it's very close. The Sussexness just swings it.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

It is f***ing stupid comments like this that causes girls to have eating disorders. She has just had a baby for f*** sake!

Did I know she had a Baby ?. No. Am I bothered,?, even less. Don't get all high and mighty participating in a thread and poll which is at best sexist and worst degrading to Women, Rather Ironic I would say.