vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
- 28,186
I used to play online card games and Domino's on Yahoo Games... always knew when you were dealing with a septic.. straight away ...A/S/L ?
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I used to play online card games and Domino's on Yahoo Games... always knew when you were dealing with a septic.. straight away ...A/S/L ?
vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
- 28,186
SirDouglasLoft
New member
- Jul 4, 2008
- 6,876
This guy is very odd...Stranger: Do you like sex with furniture?
You: yes i do
You: do you
Stranger: me too, yeah
You: good aint it
Stranger: what kind of furniture do you prefere?
You: sofa's EVERYTIME
You: yourself?
Stranger: well i like it harder
Stranger: a table is good
You: or wooden chair?
Stranger: yes.. why not
You: good lad
You: do you prefer furniture or people?
You: or ANIMALS perhaps?
Stranger: animals are good
Stranger: i like cats
Stranger: and you?
You: im a fan of a rabbit
Stranger: theyre fast
You: cats are good though
You: the faster the better
Stranger: yep
You:
Stranger: do you like sex with fruits or vegetable?
You: yes, i love to have sex with a PLUM
You: whats your favourite
Stranger: pineapples are fine..
Stranger: ...but they get sticky
You: i've never tried a pineapple oddly enough
You: apples are BAD
Stranger: do you like sugar?
You: i love sugar
Stranger: hitler loved sugar!
Stranger: sugar is bad!
Stranger: hitler loves you!!!!1
You: i loved hitler
You: we were secret lovers back in the day
Stranger: and?..... was he good?^^
You: the best, better than a sofa, and a plum. PUT TOGETHER
Stranger:
Stranger: what i missed a bit in this conversation:
Stranger: asl?
You: 74, m, germany
You: you
Stranger: 17 m germaly
Stranger: *germany
Stranger: 2 möglichkeiten:
You: im 74, you 17, maybe we could hook up
Stranger: natürlich
Stranger: und so wie ichs sehe, bist du nicht aus deutschland ^____^
You: f*** you, you german prick
Stranger: ouch
You: SUCK MY DICK
vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
- 28,186
This guy is very odd...
You:
Stranger: do you like sex with fruits or vegetable?
You: yes, i love to have sex with a PLUM
You: whats your favourite
Stranger: pineapples are fine..
Stranger: ...but they get sticky
You: i've never tried a pineapple oddly enough
You: apples are BAD
Stranger: do you like sugar?
You: i love sugar
Stranger: hitler loved sugar!
Stranger: sugar is bad!
Stranger: hitler loves you!!!!1
You: i loved hitler
You: we were secret lovers back in the day
Stranger: and?..... was he good?^^
You: the best, better than a sofa, and a plum. PUT TOGETHER
Stranger:
Stranger: what i missed a bit in this conversation:
Stranger: asl?
You: 74, m, germany
You: you
Stranger: 17 m germaly
Stranger: *germany
Stranger: 2 möglichkeiten:
You: im 74, you 17, maybe we could hook up
Stranger: natürlich
Stranger: und so wie ichs sehe, bist du nicht aus deutschland ^____^
You: f*** you, you german prick
Stranger: ouch
You: SUCK MY DICK
You two will be married within 6 weeks, nailed on !
patchamalbion
Well-known member
what a cracking find..albeit a little worrying,its hilarious.chances are were all chatting to each other
Marty McFly
Seagulls Over Canada
You: Hey
Stranger: ever stick your fingers down there and taste it
You: all the time. Drs said I don't have enough salt in my diet
You: you?
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: i tasted it
You: nah - my front bottom
Stranger: your sand dollar
You: I can actually lick myself out
Stranger: my dog does that
Stranger: all day
Stranger: you are female
You: I might be you dog. I do love a nice hard bone
You: yes
Stranger: you have a bone though
You: ?
Stranger: oh, you said you love hard bone
You: I had a really embarrasing moment with a dog once
Stranger: so do you keep yourself trimmed up
You: yeep. I'm Brazillian livving in London...I try to avoid the big coat...
Stranger: yummy
You: do you, big boy?
Stranger: i let my garden grow wild
You: do you have an afro?
Stranger: no, im not very hairy
You: My ex had an afro comb for his pubes....I used to love stroking hi 'fro
Stranger: thats rich
You: whaat's your name?
Stranger: i know your a man
Stranger: Rico
You: nah - i'm all woman.
I'm Chloe.
You: I'm 38
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i love brazil
Stranger: beautiful women
Stranger: great food
You: and I still have pert breastss...I'm topless at the moment and they're still sitting pretty on my chest. I like to give them a play.
You: But I have swine flu now
Stranger: lots of trannies
Stranger: you might die
Stranger: try to rest up
Stranger: and hydrate
You: I know. I caught it from f***ing a pig...my ex
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: thats hilarious
You: when I threw him out the house I proved pigs could fly
Stranger: oh no you didn't
Stranger: ha
Stranger: why aren't you wearing your top while you play on the computer?
Stranger: is it really hot
You: yeah.
But he took an injunction out against me when I kept posting my pubes through his letter box and feeding them to his dog
You: yep....boiling
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: jean shorts and a tank top
Stranger: its hot
You: Where you from?
Stranger: alabama
Stranger: US
Stranger: downtown
You: I heard Alabama guys are pretty hot
Stranger: you know?
Stranger: im ok
You: bet you got a large dick
Stranger: not huge
Stranger: pretty nice
Stranger: i like to taste it
Stranger: serious
You: its what you do with it eh.
I'd like to taste it
Stranger: go ahead
You: well, obviously not from here
Stranger: ever stick your fingers down there and taste it
You: all the time. Drs said I don't have enough salt in my diet
You: you?
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: i tasted it
You: nah - my front bottom
Stranger: your sand dollar
You: I can actually lick myself out
Stranger: my dog does that
Stranger: all day
Stranger: you are female
You: I might be you dog. I do love a nice hard bone
You: yes
Stranger: you have a bone though
You: ?
Stranger: oh, you said you love hard bone
You: I had a really embarrasing moment with a dog once
Stranger: so do you keep yourself trimmed up
You: yeep. I'm Brazillian livving in London...I try to avoid the big coat...
Stranger: yummy
You: do you, big boy?
Stranger: i let my garden grow wild
You: do you have an afro?
Stranger: no, im not very hairy
You: My ex had an afro comb for his pubes....I used to love stroking hi 'fro
Stranger: thats rich
You: whaat's your name?
Stranger: i know your a man
Stranger: Rico
You: nah - i'm all woman.
I'm Chloe.
You: I'm 38
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i love brazil
Stranger: beautiful women
Stranger: great food
You: and I still have pert breastss...I'm topless at the moment and they're still sitting pretty on my chest. I like to give them a play.
You: But I have swine flu now
Stranger: lots of trannies
Stranger: you might die
Stranger: try to rest up
Stranger: and hydrate
You: I know. I caught it from f***ing a pig...my ex
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: thats hilarious
You: when I threw him out the house I proved pigs could fly
Stranger: oh no you didn't
Stranger: ha
Stranger: why aren't you wearing your top while you play on the computer?
Stranger: is it really hot
You: yeah.
But he took an injunction out against me when I kept posting my pubes through his letter box and feeding them to his dog
You: yep....boiling
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: jean shorts and a tank top
Stranger: its hot
You: Where you from?
Stranger: alabama
Stranger: US
Stranger: downtown
You: I heard Alabama guys are pretty hot
Stranger: you know?
Stranger: im ok
You: bet you got a large dick
Stranger: not huge
Stranger: pretty nice
Stranger: i like to taste it
Stranger: serious
You: its what you do with it eh.
I'd like to taste it
Stranger: go ahead
You: well, obviously not from here
Marty McFly
Seagulls Over Canada
I made a new friend...
You: Hello
Stranger: hey baby
You: I got released from jail today.
Stranger: oh wow me too
You: I'm afraaid I'll reoffend
Stranger: child rapist?
Stranger: alright f*** this, this pizza > you
Stranger: douche bag
You: Hello
Stranger: hey baby
You: I got released from jail today.
Stranger: oh wow me too
You: I'm afraaid I'll reoffend
Stranger: child rapist?
Stranger: alright f*** this, this pizza > you
Stranger: douche bag
- Thread starter
- #50
You: Make up a song about Lloyd Owusu please.
You: preferably with a good rhyme.
Stranger: I'm not much of a songwriter...
You: what can you do
Stranger: Nothing.
You: really?
You: literally, nothing?
Stranger: Really. Except roses are red violets are blue blahblahblah Lloyd Owusu.
You: It's catchy, I like it.
Stranger: Thanks. It took me all night to think of it.
You: preferably with a good rhyme.
Stranger: I'm not much of a songwriter...
You: what can you do
Stranger: Nothing.
You: really?
You: literally, nothing?
Stranger: Really. Except roses are red violets are blue blahblahblah Lloyd Owusu.
You: It's catchy, I like it.
Stranger: Thanks. It took me all night to think of it.
- Thread starter
- #51
You: is this going anywhere do you think?
Stranger: Do you want it to go somewhere?
You: Sure.
You: Melbourne is nice.
Stranger: Oh, okay.
You: see you there?
Stranger: Sure. Tomorrow at 8 PM
Stranger: Don't be late.
You: or what?
You: are you threatening me?
Stranger: No. Of course...not...
You: hmmmm
Stranger: I have to go make dinner. It was wonderful talking to you. See you in Melbourne tomorrow.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Do you want it to go somewhere?
You: Sure.
You: Melbourne is nice.
Stranger: Oh, okay.
You: see you there?
Stranger: Sure. Tomorrow at 8 PM
Stranger: Don't be late.
You: or what?
You: are you threatening me?
Stranger: No. Of course...not...
You: hmmmm
Stranger: I have to go make dinner. It was wonderful talking to you. See you in Melbourne tomorrow.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Collar Feeler
No longer feeling collars
- Jul 26, 2003
- 1,322
Well apparently just from saying hello I am a 14 year old girl and someone is trying to groom me! I shouldn't laugh but it appears to be mostly populated by paedos, and sad flatscreen wankers.
I shouldn't laugh but it appears to be mostly populated by paedos, and sad flatscreen wankers.
vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
- 28,186
Well apparently just from saying hello I am a 14 year old girl and someone is trying to groom me!
hey.. you bitch ! I thought we were getting on quite well
Marty McFly
Seagulls Over Canada
I'm talking to someone from Brighton. Any of you gayers?
- Thread starter
- #55
Stranger: asl? churri ^^
You: Please write me a song about Lloyd Owusu.
Stranger: MASTER! MASTER!!
You: that's a bit short
You: and doesn't rhyme
Stranger: haah
Stranger: metallica rules
You: are you going to write a song or not?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Please write me a song about Lloyd Owusu.
Stranger: MASTER! MASTER!!
You: that's a bit short
You: and doesn't rhyme
Stranger: haah
Stranger: metallica rules
You: are you going to write a song or not?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
patchamalbion
Well-known member
this could be GOLD,the comic possibilities are endless!! there are some brilliant weirdos on this site
Marty McFly
Seagulls Over Canada
You: do you like alsations?
Stranger: erm, they're okay
Stranger: I prefer cats to dogs really
You: I really like them. They're great companionship
You: Cat's claws are too painful....I get a horrible cock rash from them as well
Stranger: ...
You: I find dogs more willing
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: I need help. My mum and dad left today...
You: theey found out I was f***ing rex
Stranger: Well, maybe you should go ito counselling
You: I think they should. Why can't they accpet me for who I am?
Stranger: it's a cultural norms thing
Stranger: some things just aren't accepted in most countries
Stranger: what you need is a support group of like-minded friends
You: I'm from Cornwall in the UK. All my friends are sleeping with dogs....Why can't I?
Stranger: Oh, cool, same country
Stranger: well
Stranger: you can
You: where are you from?
Stranger: brighton
You: yeah. Are you gay?
Stranger: Bi
You: Wanna meet with me aand rex
Stranger: it's a bit of a trip
You: Could meet you half way down?
Have you got a dog? We could have an orgy?
You: I'm not fussy...hamsters are also fine...
Stranger: No, no pets
Stranger: sorry
You: Maybe you could be my pet....I locked up one of my friends...he's been missing for years and is still in our basement....I call him my little poodle
You: he used to have a tight bottom
You: Do you like football?
Stranger: hmmm, interesting offer, but I'll pass
Stranger: well, I can sit through a game given some beer and friends
You: yeah - who do you support?
Stranger: Man U, my dad's team
You: I support my dad's team. Social services didn't approve
Stranger: really?
You: why don't you support brighton?
Stranger: because there's no way in hell brighton will ever get into any real matches
You: I like Lloyd Owusu
You: he's a brighton player
Stranger: what position?
You: up front. its where I like them
Stranger: *sigh*
Stranger: I'm just going to come out and ask it
You: ?
Stranger: you're a /b/tard, aren't you?
You: i'm a what?
Stranger: you're either a /b/tard, or quite mad. or both
You: You don't like me?
Stranger: I never said that
You: Do you want to be my master?
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: I ain't doing shit with a legal minor
You: Are you trying to groom me?
Stranger: no
You: scum
You have disconnected.
Stranger: erm, they're okay
Stranger: I prefer cats to dogs really
You: I really like them. They're great companionship
You: Cat's claws are too painful....I get a horrible cock rash from them as well
Stranger: ...
You: I find dogs more willing
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: I need help. My mum and dad left today...
You: theey found out I was f***ing rex
Stranger: Well, maybe you should go ito counselling
You: I think they should. Why can't they accpet me for who I am?
Stranger: it's a cultural norms thing
Stranger: some things just aren't accepted in most countries
Stranger: what you need is a support group of like-minded friends
You: I'm from Cornwall in the UK. All my friends are sleeping with dogs....Why can't I?
Stranger: Oh, cool, same country
Stranger: well
Stranger: you can
You: where are you from?
Stranger: brighton
You: yeah. Are you gay?
Stranger: Bi
You: Wanna meet with me aand rex
Stranger: it's a bit of a trip
You: Could meet you half way down?
Have you got a dog? We could have an orgy?
You: I'm not fussy...hamsters are also fine...
Stranger: No, no pets
Stranger: sorry
You: Maybe you could be my pet....I locked up one of my friends...he's been missing for years and is still in our basement....I call him my little poodle
You: he used to have a tight bottom
You: Do you like football?
Stranger: hmmm, interesting offer, but I'll pass
Stranger: well, I can sit through a game given some beer and friends
You: yeah - who do you support?
Stranger: Man U, my dad's team
You: I support my dad's team. Social services didn't approve
Stranger: really?
You: why don't you support brighton?
Stranger: because there's no way in hell brighton will ever get into any real matches
You: I like Lloyd Owusu
You: he's a brighton player
Stranger: what position?
You: up front. its where I like them
Stranger: *sigh*
Stranger: I'm just going to come out and ask it
You: ?
Stranger: you're a /b/tard, aren't you?
You: i'm a what?
Stranger: you're either a /b/tard, or quite mad. or both
You: You don't like me?
Stranger: I never said that
You: Do you want to be my master?
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: I ain't doing shit with a legal minor
You: Are you trying to groom me?
Stranger: no
You: scum
You have disconnected.
Paxton Dazo
Up The Spurs.
- Mar 11, 2007
- 9,719
Imagine if 2 of us , ended up talking to eachother. 
Stranger:
You: Alright, cupcake?
Stranger: yes thanks
Stranger: what are you doing
You: good girl. are you a boy from tottenham, a boy from white hart lane? oh, are you on your way to wembley? are you gunna do it again? they cant stop you..
Stranger: yes yes yes yes
You: Good, good. What are you thoughts on Brighton & Hove Albion FC staying in divison 2?
Stranger: there is no such thing as magic
You: Also, what are your thoughts on Whingys chin? I would, would you?
Stranger: i'm the town rapist
You: Oh, are you now. But Brighton is a city.
You: Would you like to Dry slap howard webb?
Stranger: rather cockslap
She/He refered to brighton staying up as 'magic'
Stranger:
You: Alright, cupcake?
Stranger: yes thanks
Stranger: what are you doing
You: good girl. are you a boy from tottenham, a boy from white hart lane? oh, are you on your way to wembley? are you gunna do it again? they cant stop you..
Stranger: yes yes yes yes
You: Good, good. What are you thoughts on Brighton & Hove Albion FC staying in divison 2?
Stranger: there is no such thing as magic
You: Also, what are your thoughts on Whingys chin? I would, would you?
Stranger: i'm the town rapist
You: Oh, are you now. But Brighton is a city.
You: Would you like to Dry slap howard webb?
Stranger: rather cockslap
She/He refered to brighton staying up as 'magic'
I'm clearly not witty enough for this. Maybe I just don't want to upset anyone
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hi
You: What is this asl?
You: hi!
Stranger: age, sex, land
You: Yes to all of those!
Stranger: land = cou ntry
Stranger: My asl is: 18/m/gay/Sweden
Stranger: Your asl?
Stranger: Awake?
You: Do you know Dean Cox?
Stranger: No. Why?
You: He's a football player
Stranger: No.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hi
You: What is this asl?
You: hi!
Stranger: age, sex, land
You: Yes to all of those!
Stranger: land = cou ntry
Stranger: My asl is: 18/m/gay/Sweden
Stranger: Your asl?
Stranger: Awake?
You: Do you know Dean Cox?
Stranger: No. Why?
You: He's a football player
Stranger: No.
Da Man Clay
T'Blades
- Dec 16, 2004
- 16,279
Ha ha ha, thats fantastic!!