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[seagulls4ever]

You: what is the meaning of life
Stranger: ?
You: what is the meaning of life?
Stranger: Is there something wrong?
Stranger: I don't know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Was speaking to some bird from Canada, she so wanted me.

 

[Horsham Gull]

talking to some scottish milf from glasgow

 

[Don Quixote]

Talking to some racist girl from Texas, she wants to know if i read erotic novels...

 

[Horsham Gull]

right come on nsc she just said cos t his is anonomous ask me anything?? what do we want to learn about her?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I keep getting odd men

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

I'm pretending to be a MILF

There are some fools on this website.

 

[Horsham Gull]

shut it

 

[bright1064]

I'm pretending to be a MILF

There are some fools on this website.

Haha! Qualla!

 

[Horsham Gull]

from scotland?

 

[bhafc22]

i'm sure i posted this up here about 3 weeks ago, if not then i do apologise

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Nah, from England
That was the only truth in the whole convo.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

My first person told me nazi swine flu will kill me. He then disconnected.

How odd.

 

[Man of Harveys]

You: Hi! Do you have SWINE FLU?
Stranger: no but my teacher went on break to mexico and now they wont let her back in the school
You: She has SWINE FLU? I heard you can catch it over the internet, is this true
Stranger: no
Stranger: your an idiot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Don Quixote]

You: ok i have to tell someone this
You: i just killed a man
You: i had to tell someoe
Stranger: How?
You: i just did it, just now
You: f***
You: seiously what do i do?
You: he's lying right there
You: man talk to me, i am shitting myself, what can i do?
Stranger: Are you being serious?!
Stranger: seriously?
You: i am serious
You: i have just stabbed a man
Stranger: Ok, f*** man.
Stranger: Do you have a bathtub?
You: yeah, i do
You: what do i do?
You: f***, seriously i am so f***ed, he is just lying there....
Stranger: Put him in the tub
You: and do what?
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: And pour acid over him.
Stranger: When he is all melted he will go down the drain.
Stranger: Easy

intersting.

 

[bright1064]

talking to some scottish milf from glasgow

Pics?

 

[Horsham Gull]

 

[bright1064]

God, I'm never going to Scotland!

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Stranger: Do you like sex with furniture?
You: yes i do
You: do you
Stranger: me too, yeah
You: good aint it
Stranger: what kind of furniture do you prefere?
You: sofa's EVERYTIME
You: yourself?
Stranger: well i like it harder
Stranger: a table is good
You: or wooden chair?
Stranger: yes.. why not
You: good lad
You: do you prefer furniture or people?
You: or ANIMALS perhaps?
Stranger: animals are good
Stranger: i like cats
Stranger: and you?
You: im a fan of a rabbit
Stranger: theyre fast
You: cats are good though
You: the faster the better
Stranger: yep

 

[bright1064]

You: ok i have to tell someone this
You: i just killed a man
You: i had to tell someoe
Stranger: How?
You: i just did it, just now
You: f***
You: seiously what do i do?
You: he's lying right there
You: man talk to me, i am shitting myself, what can i do?
Stranger: Are you being serious?!
Stranger: seriously?
You: i am serious
You: i have just stabbed a man
Stranger: Ok, f*** man.
Stranger: Do you have a bathtub?
You: yeah, i do
You: what do i do?
You: f***, seriously i am so f***ed, he is just lying there....
Stranger: Put him in the tub
You: and do what?
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: And pour acid over him.
Stranger: When he is all melted he will go down the drain.
Stranger: Easy

intersting.

I'm sorry, but that is going to take some beating!