Wrongest thing ever

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Can anyone trump this for disgusting-ness.

Last night I was out clubbing. Got talking to a nice bit of crumpet, sat at her table with her and all's going well. Being the pikey that I am I thought I'd help myself to a few of the many drinks on their table. Spotted one interesting red looking mixture so swiftly grabbed it and took a swig. Smells a bit peculiar yet familiar somehow I thought.... then I felt bits swilling around in my mouth. Then it dawned on me. Someone had been sick in the glass

Anyone had anything worse then this happen to them??

 

[defrocked priest]

Yes, grabbed what I thought was my pint, downed it, nearly choked on the cigarette butt someone had extinguish in the glass.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Don't you people LOOK at what you're drinking first?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

When I first heard this urban legend in 1982, it was a mixture of shit and puke.

Obviously been diluted down. Boom Tish.

 

[sir albion]

Can anyone trump this for disgusting-ness.

Last night I was out clubbing. Got talking to a nice bit of crumpet, sat at her table with her and all's going well. Being the pikey that I am I thought I'd help myself to a few of the many drinks on their table. Spotted one interesting red looking mixture so swiftly grabbed it and took a swig. Smells a bit peculiar yet familiar somehow I thought.... then I felt bits swilling around in my mouth. Then it dawned on me. Someone had been sick in the glass

Anyone had anything worse then this happen to them??

Christ you're becoming a pikey dan

Helping yourself to random drinks of puke

 

[franks brother]

Was there dised carrots?

 

[Mackenzie]

So.....did you pull?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I drank my own three-day old piss with the film on the top of it having drunkenly urinated in an empty diet-coke i forgot about. Though it was my own, making it not a pint of someone else's gut.

 

[sir albion]

So.....did you pull?

Certainly didn't pull a pint

 

[brakespear]

Once took a swig from a random open can at a party to find that someone had pissed in it.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

So.....did you pull?

I didn't have any breath mints to hand

 

[matthew]

Hahahah

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Someone I know was carrying their dog's runny shit in a bag once, was struggling to find their door keys with their free hand and hold the lead when a gust of wind comes along and blows the whole lot smack in their face They were sick constantly for 2 hours afterwards.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Someone I know was carrying their dog's runny shit in a bag once, was struggling to find their door keys with their free hand and hold the lead when a gust of wind comes along and blows the whole lot smack in their face They were sick constantly for 2 hours afterwards.

Nice. How on Earth do you get runny shit into a bag though?!

 

[defrocked priest]

Nice. How on Earth do you get runny shit into a bag though?!

Careful aim

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Danny, you are grim mate.

 

[Andrew]

Someone I know was carrying their dog's runny shit in a bag once, was struggling to find their door keys with their free hand and hold the lead when a gust of wind comes along and blows the whole lot smack in their face They were sick constantly for 2 hours afterwards.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Nice. How on Earth do you get runny shit into a bag though?!

 

[footychick]

Have you been watching American pie think that's the one?

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Can anyone trump this for disgusting-ness.

Last night I was out clubbing. Got talking to a nice bit of crumpet, sat at her table with her and all's going well. Being the pikey that I am I thought I'd help myself to a few of the many drinks on their table. Spotted one interesting red looking mixture so swiftly grabbed it and took a swig. Smells a bit peculiar yet familiar somehow I thought.... then I felt bits swilling around in my mouth. Then it dawned on me. Someone had been sick in the glass

Anyone had anything worse then this happen to them??

That proper serves you right.