Writing a letter to a women

[Carrot Cruncher]

I'm SURE you do know who they are so start the letter...


Dear Mrs. McCann.

Hope that helps

 

[NMH]

You know the name, but dont no them, if they are married etc.

for example, you no her as Jane Smith

do you write 'dear mrs smith' or 'dear miss smith' or 'dear ms smith'?

A sergesst yew AVOYD ryting too enny wimmins.

Just a word in your eye, like.

 

[northampton_seagull]

is he trying to be a sex pest?

 

[barney]

I'm SURE you do know who they are so start the letter...


Dear Mrs. McCann.

Hope that helps

i considered that, but decided against it

i like it carrot

 

[mattb]

is he trying to be a sex pest?

pest... pest... PEST!

 

[1066gull]

Dear Mrs/Miss/Ms Smith

I know where your daughter is.

Yours regretfully

That's awesome.

In regards to this, I wanted to write to someone about a vacancy and get it written immaculately right. First of 50 as well. (Not to same person to any fools out there, 50 different advertisements).

 

[mattb]

That's awesome.

In regards to this, I wanted to write to someone about a vacancy and get it written immaculately right. First of 50 as well. (Not to same person to any fools out there, 50 different advertisements).

what does this even mean?

 

[crodonilson]

just crib from one that's already been used with a lot of success:




Dear madam

f*** off you mess.

Yours faithfully

A certain NSC poster

I wondered who that letter was from?

 

[Crezhell]

some people chat so much shit its painful.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

That's awesome.

In regards to this, I wanted to write to someone about a vacancy and get it written immaculately right. First of 50 as well. (Not to same person to any fools out there, 50 different advertisements).

Adrie , just send a covering letter with your cv & dont lie on your cv as you will be found out eventually and this will be grounds for instant dismissal.
p.s. please dont apply for a temporary seasonal weekend part time job at WHSmith in Grimsby , as RM Taylor is applying for that vacancy.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

That's awesome.

In regards to this, I wanted to write to someone about a vacancy and get it written immaculately right. First of 50 as well. (Not to same person to any fools out there, 50 different advertisements).

Good Luck What you jobs are you applying for?

 

[mattb]

seriously, get an education

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

seriously, get an education

Why do you think Adrie went to Wolverhampton in the first place for ?

 

[barney]

Why do you think Adrie went to Wolverhampton in the first place for ?

because his loved ones sent him away??

edit: you don't need the 'for' at the end of your sentence.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

because his loved ones sent him away??

edit: you don't need the 'for' at the end of your sentence.

sorry I was writing in "northern" english.

 

[mattb]

wolverhampton is a f***ing dive

 

[1066gull]

wolverhampton is a f***ing dive

have you lived their? I like it, will be even better when I have my own car.

 

[mattb]

have you lived their? I like it, will be even better when I have my own car.

not lived there, but been there many a time. it's appalling.

but i could have just been to the shite parts, i suppose

 

[1066gull]

not lived there, but been there many a time. it's appalling.

but i could have just been to the shite parts, i suppose

every city has shit parts. i find it a great place to socialise because of all the easy transport links. although saying that, it can get very boring in the winter, as there is nothing hardly in the city to do!

 

[El Presidente]

That's awesome.

In regards to this, I wanted to write to someone about a vacancy and get it written immaculately right. First of 50 as well. (Not to same person to any fools out there, 50 different advertisements).

Adrie,

When you take those 'business cards' from public telephone boxes, there is no need to write for an appointment, just use the telephone number on the card.

Don't be surprised however that if the picture of "New 22 year old Scandinavian, all services offered" turns out in reality to be a 47 year old grandmother from Dudley with stretch marks and a glass eye.