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hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
62,516
Chandlers Ford
One Angie Rowand, there's only one Angie Rowland....etc, etc....

Please sing it on Saturday.
 




Lady Whistledown

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,501
Sir

Another week goes by, and yet another evening's viewing is spoilt by the football on TV.

As a licence payer, I find it abhorrent that the vast majority of the population should have football inflicted on us SEVERAL TIMES A YEAR.

I was forced to watch The Bill instead, and endure regular insulting advertising breaks. The BBC should concentrate their programming on material which the majority of licence fee payers actually enjoy, such as lawn bowls, medieval folk dance between the ages of 1324 and 1390, and lace-making.

Yours

AR
 


mona

The Glory Game
Jul 9, 2003
5,471
High up on the South Downs.
Angela Rowland as real as Wallace and Gromit
Spewing out whingeing moans like vomit
How does your sick and twisted garden grow
By hating those who're happy and praying for a Falmer no
 


maffew

Well-known member
Dec 10, 2003
8,962
Worcester England
mona said:
Angela Rowland as real as Wallace and Gromit
Spewing out whingeing moans like vomit
How does your sick and twisted garden grow
By hating those who're happy and praying for a Falmer no

whoaaaa

see if they print that in Argus poet corner, that would be cool
 






Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,096
Mona, that sounds almost rap-like. Mind if I add a verse? -

Martin Perry is a sucker MC
So I banged out some lyrics to my fuckin' MP
I ain't down with Falmer cos the scheme ain't phat
Dem bright floodlights f*** da motherfuckin' bats.
 


Ex Shelton Seagull

New member
Jul 7, 2003
1,522
Block G, Row F, Seat 175
Dear Sir

I was disgusted to see a "poem" about myself is being spread over the "internet". As if this vile home of pornography, bestiality, drug abuse and violence wasn't depraved enough, we now have the appalling sight of "poetry" to add to this noxious brew.

The pointless and senseless coupling of rhyming stanzas is nothing less than a grievous waste of valuable words. It wouldn't surprise me if the council were shelling out another fortune keeping this so-called "poet" in plus-fours and spats. Yet another waste of taxpayers money that the overlords from Hove town hall have seen fit to support.

The sheer filth of the internet never ceases to amaze me. On a eight hour search on my computer last night I found things that i scarce thought possible. Dogs doing "it" with women, a Thai ladyboy being "showered", lipstick lesbians rattling around like a skoda going over a cattle grid and the sight of a man coughing his filthy yoghurt over a young womans face. I have added them to the large collection of this filth I have accumulated over the years. Why tonight I believe I may even download a mpeg of a German enjoying a Cleveland steamer, and what do the council do to stop me? Nothing.

What a disgrace.

Yours in arousal
A.Rowland
Hove
 


CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,019
Pavilionaire said:
Mona, that sounds almost rap-like. Mind if I add a verse? -

Martin Perry is a sucker MC
So I banged out some lyrics to my fuckin' MP
I ain't down with Falmer cos the scheme ain't phat
Dem bright floodlights f*** da motherfuckin' bats.

Word!
 




hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
62,516
Chandlers Ford
Pavilionaire said:
Mona, that sounds almost rap-like. Mind if I add a verse? -

Martin Perry is a sucker MC
So I banged out some lyrics to my fuckin' MP
I ain't down with Falmer cos the scheme ain't phat
Dem bright floodlights f*** da motherfuckin' bats.

:)
 


Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,096
"Them NSC fuckers they ain't on my side
So I flip 'em the finger - they can park and ride!"

Angela.
 


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