would you or do you let your dog lick your face?

[bhaexpress]

One slip of the tongue and you're in the shit........

That's rather tongue in cheek.

 

[Icy Gull]

Let it? No, but it regularly does if it catches me asleep. I'm not keen but worse things happen at sea

 

[MrShaun15]

Nope I would only let it f*** me up the arse.

lol that was unexpected,

however who am I to judge?

 

[Easy 10]

Let it? No, but it regularly does if it catches me asleep. I'm not keen but worse things happen at sea

Such as ?

 

[Icy Gull]

Such as ?

Herald of Free Enterprise?

 

[Simster]

Such as ?

I guess it could jizz in your mouth while you were asleep?

Cats are much better than dogs, as this thread proves.

 

[Icy Gull]

I guess it could jizz in your mouth while you were asleep?

Cats are much better than dogs, as this thread proves.

Cat shit makes dog shit almost seem edible

 

[Hillian1]

Herald of Free Enterprise?

Don't remember that, but The Herald of Free Enterprise was pretty bad.

 

[chimneys]

When a dog licks your face what it is doing is actually seeking food. Puppies lick their mother's faces so that the mother will drop masticated meat into the puppies mouth, they are not kissing you !

An extreme but does that help to explain that French woman who had her face chewed off by her deranged dog?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Cats are much better than dogs, as this thread proves.

Dogs go mad and attack people, and shit on the pavement. Cats kill every living thing they can, and shit all over everyone's gardens. Trying to argue which is 'best' is like debating whether Celtic or Rangers are the worse bigots...

 

[Spun Cuppa]

In the dim and distant past, I remember someone telling me that on Army survival courses, you were expected to eat your own sh*t and drink your own pi*s

Seems a bit drastic tbh

 

[Easy 10]

Herald of Free Enterprise?

Dark.

 

[Easy 10]

In the dim and distant past, I remember someone telling me that on Army survival courses, you were expected to eat your own sh*t and drink your own pi*s

Seems a bit drastic tbh

I think you'll find that was the Saracens pre-season training.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Kissing cats is perfectly acceptable (although my dad never thought it very manly when I was snogging our tabby to be honest). Cats are the dogs, dogs are just...well...dogs.

 

[Elvis]

Anyone who is prepared to handle steaming shit through a little plastic bag, every morning, for the sake of a bit of companionship, is a bit wrong in the head anyway.

I find it kinda weird talking to people in the morning whilst they stand there holding a plastic bag full of turd. It's even weirder when it becomes apparent that they don't have a dog.

 

[spring hall convert]

Let her? I normally have to pay extra for this kind of thing.

 

[Safeway]

Cats are much better than dogs, as this thread proves.

f***. Off.

 

[MattBackHome]

My dog doesn't like licking people. Instead she drops her head and PRESSES her CRANIUM against you and just stands there like a STATUE, facing the floor and making wierd noises.

 

[bhaexpress]

An extreme but does that help to explain that French woman who had her face chewed off by her deranged dog?

Doubt it, just think the dog didn't like her.

 

[bhaexpress]

Dogs go mad and attack people, and shit on the pavement. Cats kill every living thing they can, and shit all over everyone's gardens. Trying to argue which is 'best' is like debating whether Celtic or Rangers are the worse bigots...

In defence of dogs there's a chance the dog's owner will pick up after it, never known a cat owner do that. The cat here likes to present people with a dying rodent as a token of appreciation, the dog doesn't.