portlock seagull said:Only if I can't piss on it to put it out after!
Gaffer said:Rather childish methinks but if that's what turns you on..
portlock seagull said:Owww, listen to you all grown-up!
Harty said:Half of them are Scousers anyway
Only if you don't let me wipe my lily white arse on it first.Harty said:Anyone if we set fire to a Palace shirt on the pub patio during the singsong at the Sportsman on Saturday lunchtime?