Would it be ok to egg....

[Bez]

Norman Baker.

I was gonna paint some eggs in blue and white stripes.

Would that be ok?

 

[Lokki 7]

Fine by me mate

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Be more than ok

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Norman Baker.

I was gonna paint some eggs in blue and white stripes.

Would that be ok?

Definately okay to egg him, but best paint them red, then he'll never guess we were behind it.

 

[Faldo]

Yep - knock yourself out.

May I suggest a trial? Attacking him with egg shaped pebbles? That way, after about 10 or so trial attacks, you could go for the 'big one' with REAL eggs?

 

[Simon Morgan]

paint them with the falmer duck pond in some way. they'd really be f***ed then!

 

[El Turi]

If anyone ever deserved an egging it's him. Infact I think a whole campaign should be started. Whenever he makes a public apearance someone should be there to chuck eggs in his face.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Feel free, can I come and watch

 

[Bez]

how about 1 egg for every name on the Lewes petition

 

[Bakesy]

Hard boil the feckers first..........

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Boil them first (but about 30 seconds short of making them actually hard-boiled). Then pickle them in vinegar for 6 months. The resultant festering, stinking, muck inside the eggs when they are opened is incredible. And, as it happens, totally inedible as well.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Should we form some kind of hit squad? With Albion masks?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The time for diplomacy and reason is now over. I work in Lewes and anytime if the future I see him I will shout loudly and clearly

YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND UTTER WANKER MR BAKER.

Is that clear

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The time for diplomacy and reason is now over. I work in Lewes and anytime if the future I see him I will shout loudly and clearly

YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND UTTER WANKER MR BAKER.

Is that clear

that will be fine, as long as you continue to address him as MR Baker. You wouldn't want to be rude.

 

[Man of Harveys]

that will be fine, as long as you continue to address him as MR Baker. You wouldn't want to be rude.

Call him "Master Baker", quickly

 

[TSB]

I think it should be mandatory to egg him

 

[Bakesy]

Call him "Master Baker", quickly

So long as no-one calls him Bakesy....................................THAT'S MY NAME....

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Not to dampen spirits, but you could be charged with assault. I'd suggest a big f*** off water pistol as an alternative.

 

[Parson Henry]

So long as no-one calls him Bakesy....................................THAT'S MY NAME....

Are you similar to him Bakerman?

(soon)

 

[Man of Harveys]

Not to dampen spirits, but you could be charged with assault. I'd suggest a big f*** off water pistol as an alternative.

Is it assault if you fill it with piss?