Lammy
Registered Abuser
I'm putting a dozon in the airing cupboard tonight...
Barnet Seagull said:Not to dampen spirits, but you could be charged with assault. I'd suggest a big f*** off water pistol as an alternative.
ben andrews' girlfriend said:It could be like the Phantom Flam-Flinger - would be so funny if every time he makes an appearance he gets egged!
Man of Harveys said:Yes! By the Falmer Albion-Related Terrorist International Egg Specialists, or FARTIES