Worst tattoo you have ever seen.

[Barnet Seagull]

A skinhead in Germany who came to one of my gigs once had obviously decided, for reasons best known to himself, to tatto 'Oi'
on his forehead. Problem is he did it in the mirror....



The one sported by Doherty on the front of the Libertines' second album is a contender. Immortalised by Half Man Half Biscuit in the song 'Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo'

..it's off to work we go...

 

[Tom Bombadil]

I used to work at a company that did road markings among other things. The best mistakes we had to correct (i.e. burn off the road and re-apply) were

Skool

And my favourite

Pleice Station

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

A Geezer i know has CPFC on his inner forearm

Sounds like a very intelligent bloke Bakesy what's his name do i know him?!

 

[Parson Henry]

A palace poster told his girlfriend that he had CPFC tattooed on his todger his girfriend asked what it said when he got the horn. He said I already told you!!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I myself have HMS tattoed on mine and when its at full tilt it say Hammersmith!

 

[Parson Henry]

I myself have HMS tattoed on mine and when its at full tilt it say Hammersmith!

But the 'mersmith' is inscribed across your leg all the way to your arse, or so I am told!!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

But the 'mersmith' is inscribed across your leg all the way to your arse, or so I am told!!

You still think Roy Race is real so i will take that with a copious amount of salt Peregrine!

 

[bhaexpress]

LOL, excellent contributions from the Croydon lads

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

LOL, excellent contributions from the Croydon lads

Dunno what YOU'RE laughing at, Mr bha 'I've-got-an-Eagle-tattoo-on-me-shoulder' express

 

[Parson Henry]

You still think Roy Race is real so i will take that with a copious amount of salt Peregrine!

Tubby Morton was the best goalie in the league

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

tattoos: self-labelling of the working class.

 

[pasty]

Time to own up here. I have the current albion badge on my upper arm, and unfortunately the e in seagulls looks remarkably like a c, therefore proclaiming my support for "the scagulls"

Not really obvious unless close up so can't be arsed to get it sorted.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

The handyman who worked for my university landlord had some great tattoos. Bear in mind that I lived in Preston: he had PNE in quite big letters on one forearm and SEX on the other. That was always quite funny.

The best tattoos are on the inlay for the latest Half Man Half Biscuit album, Achtung Bono. There's a bloke whose knuckles read D-H-S-S and R-S-P-B.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Tubby Morton was the best goalie in the league

And Viktor Boskovic the best manager. How did he get overlooked for the England job?!

 

[bhaexpress]

Dunno what YOU'RE laughing at, Mr bha 'I've-got-an-Eagle-tattoo-on-me-shoulder' express

Yes and what's worse as it's waving a rebel flag its even in Palarse colours It is my best tat though I also have another on my left wrist so as a mark of disrespect I only wank with my left hand

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Yes and what's worse as it's waving a rebel flag its even in Palarse colours It is my best tat though I also have another on my left wrist so as a mark of disrespect I only wank with my left hand

Is it because you were born near Selhurst but thankfully your parents moved to Sussex when you were about 5?!

 

[bhaexpress]

Is it because you were born near Selhurst but thankfully your parents moved to Sussex when you were about 5?!

Yes but as I now live a lot closer to Smellworst than Withdrown I am inclined to masturbate frequently as that's the accepted practice in these parts.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

tattoos are soooooooo tacky

 

[bhaexpress]

tattoos are soooooooo tacky

Not once the scab heals

 

[Guinness Boy]

Not a fan of them myself,however each to there own. Surely thou ? This takes the biscuit? Was in Tesco at longton in Stoke-on Trent. When i saw the young bloke,with this tattoo on the back of his neck. Made in Stoke-on-Trent. Talk about handicapping yourself.

My Mrs is about to drop a sprog at any second, one that was conceived in Taipei.

When we told all our mates in Taipei she was pregnant they all said Congratulations first - apart from one, a Kiwi Chef who just said 'are you going to get "made in Taiwan" tatooed on it's arse'?